I am a meat crayon

Bidet master race.

A real shitpost

Get yourself a pussyphone

Y'all motherfuckers need fiber!

You're supposed to go at least 2 knuckles deep to make sure the chute is clear.

1. bidet

2. just step into the shower and wash your arse

3. wet a piece of paper towel (bad for the plumbing, but better than wet wipes)

Japanese toilets. No paper, no itchy ass, hands free. Pure