8mo ago

Her boyfriend has a nemesis

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Looks like the cook had been egging the boyfriend on
- Glad they're both sticking to their principles and not chickening out.
- I read that over easy as "cock".
- If it were true the bf and cook have been banging since the 3rd time they "fought."
I get so jealous of people like that cook, who have found a sense of purpose.
- Why don't you go make me some runny eggs? Chop chop
  
  And then they can go home and get their fucking shine box.
This is what guys do instead of friendship. You can bet if cook isn't there one week BF is going to go do a wellness check.
I've seen romances start in weirder fashions.
- My first thought as well. Wouldn't be surprised if this is being used to explain an affair.
"Man my girlfriend wont let me go anywhere by myself, I cant just sit and scroll on my phone and eat my breakfast without her sitting there talking at me this is fucked"
"I've got an idea.:
Ladies, if your man slurpin that raw albumin, remember there are plenty of fish in the sea and not all of them are hard for salmonella
- It sounds like the bf is slurping a different kind of runny white
This is the funniest thing I've read all day.
It's not her bf anymore, how can she not recognise true love and dedication?
That happened...
- Well, yes, it's the internet. Do you think people just go online and tell lies?
  
  Of course not; that's illegal!
If the cook makes them right the game ends

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