Hope I lost my ticket
42 0 ReplyOk, give me yours then. 🫱
20 0 ReplyTake my monthly pass, I won't be needing it.
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Oh, no, step boarding pass officer, I forgot my ticket and now I'm stuck!
18 0 ReplyOh I was going the other way with it. "I've got my ticket officer but you're not going to like where it's at as much as I will."
5 0 ReplyJust reachin' up there with they whole hand, huh?
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What was that saying again? Gas, grass, or ass?
16 0 ReplyThat’s the Kansas state motto
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New humorous sign for my bathroom.
8 0 ReplyLet's the wind blow the ticket away whilst maintaining eye contact with the ticket checker.
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8 0 Replywhat's a TIOXET
7 0 ReplyWell, if you don't have one, you'd better have your ass ready!
7 0 Replymy ass was born ready!
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Pray for the best, plan for the worst.
5 0 ReplyKnew I should've done the enema
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I'm always ready.
4 0 ReplyFree ride! Take it easy!
4 0 Replyplese hve ticet or ass redy
1 0 Reply