S'koden.

Dream date.

I don't like Nazis as much as the next guy, but given a choice between beating up Nazis and getting laid, I think I'd prefer to get laid. Ya know, the whole "Make love not war" philosophy.

So... a room full of fascists against two individuals.

To me, this implies they will either be drugged, to be impaired, or chained. Otherwise, the numbers win.

I'm not a butcher. Criminals are to be dealt as such. Death is too short of sentence to be a punishment.

Rise and shine, Mr Freeman.

Beating nazis while cosplaying as Gordon Freeman? Where do I sign?

Dont forget to leave your phone at home.

I'd bring my small box cutter, but I think a crowbar would be more effective. That, and I wouldn't wanna waste a perfectly good box cutter on street trash.

Does the soundproofness allow you to do stealth kills? Cuz otherwise, crowbar or not, you're probably gonna get overtaken by a room full of opponents, unless this is also happening in some sort of kung fu movie.

I would take advantage of every second >:3

Depending on how many people are there I’m not a fan of 2 on X

Can I bring my own spade, instead?

What a psychopath take.

With freebird playing in the background

I believe many people carry with them a deeply buried desire to hurt people, but their morals keep them from doing it to just anyone. But they yearn for a chance to do it without moral repercussions.

I hope you have a good stamina...

S'doodis

alternatively instead of crowbars what if
+fistfull of dollar
+fistfull of dollar
+ultraricoshot
+parry
+disrespect

Stoodis!

How does one rehabilitate another with a crowbar?

🎵it's you and meee ina room full of Nazis 🎵

The incompatibilitist consequentialist in me says no but the cathartic revenge hedonist in me says yes.

🤤

Redundant but acceptable

Suikoden

Bliss

Yes please