S'koden.

🤤

Dream date.

Beating nazis while cosplaying as Gordon Freeman? Where do I sign?

Rise and shine, Mr Freeman.

So... a room full of fascists against two individuals.

To me, this implies they will either be drugged, to be impaired, or chained. Otherwise, the numbers win.

I'm not a butcher. Criminals are to be dealt as such. Death is too short of sentence to be a punishment.

I don't like Nazis as much as the next guy, but given a choice between beating up Nazis and getting laid, I think I'd prefer to get laid. Ya know, the whole "Make love not war" philosophy.

Depending on how many people are there I’m not a fan of 2 on X

I hope you have a good stamina...

I would take advantage of every second >:3

Dont forget to leave your phone at home.

I'd bring my small box cutter, but I think a crowbar would be more effective. That, and I wouldn't wanna waste a perfectly good box cutter on street trash.

With freebird playing in the background

S'doodis

Does the soundproofness allow you to do stealth kills? Cuz otherwise, crowbar or not, you're probably gonna get overtaken by a room full of opponents, unless this is also happening in some sort of kung fu movie.

Stoodis!

alternatively instead of crowbars what if
+fistfull of dollar
+fistfull of dollar
+ultraricoshot
+parry
+disrespect

🎵it's you and meee ina room full of Nazis 🎵

Can I bring my own spade, instead?

What a psychopath take.

I believe many people carry with them a deeply buried desire to hurt people, but their morals keep them from doing it to just anyone. But they yearn for a chance to do it without moral repercussions.

Bliss

The incompatibilitist consequentialist in me says no but the cathartic revenge hedonist in me says yes.

Suikoden

Redundant but acceptable

How does one rehabilitate another with a crowbar?

Yes please