ah, dont worry, im just an enormous hypocrite using linux actually...
i had a laptop running 9front for a while but ... fuck i do need to use websites with javascript in them from time to time... i dont want them, but they exist so ... yeah.
its lovely though, and i cant wait for the world to realize that javascript is bad. (or for someone to port firefox over :P)
We tried to prank one of the NetOps guys at work by replacing his hard drive with one containing Hannah Montana Linux while he was on vacation. But he just used it like nothing happened.