7mo ago

How many states can you name without looking them up?

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The European mind tried.
I did pretty well with North Mexico, but South Canada and West Greenland are a total writeoff.
Looking at a real map.... I think I may have misunderstood the assignment.
- The "Ohio? Or is this Ohio?" is a great way to start a fight in both states, depending on how dedicated to American football the listener is.
  10/10
  
  From Ohio. I don't do football but laughed hysterically when I saw what they did for ohio.
  
  Don't forget esoteric border wars from antiquity!
- Solid attempt, lol
Er East Ohio, New Ohio, Ohiowa, Illinohio, Ohiohiohio...
- Mishconsin, Winnesota, Illioniowa, Kentuckiana, Kansahoma
- It's all part of the plan...
Left Dakota, Right Dakota, Grundle Dakota, Montana, Montanain't
West Dakota Best Dakota
I passed by this post, because this isn’t the place for straightforward map quizzes.
I came back to it some time later, and said to myself “You know what? I think I can do well on this quiz” and started taking it.
Kudos, sir. This is a good post.
Finally a detailed map showing North Georgium and South Georgium separately. I hate that people are getting lazy and treating both of them as singular like they do the word "data".
- Does south Georgia have a gulf of America coastline?
I started in the Northeast and worked my way down the Eastern seaboard, so it took a minute to see it
- They were smart and put it in the middle. They knew ppl start at the ends. I started west coast and went down the Mexican border without seeing anything until Oklahoma.
How the hell did Ohio survive unharmed?
I noticed Oklahoma was missing its handle, as I was going around from the PNW down and around past where I currently live, then I noticed Alabama and Georgia were screwed up, then I started to notice all sorts of middling states wrong line markers, and the Kentucky-Indiana got merged, then I stopped naming the states and started looking for all the wrong lines comparing with a map to see if I can spot all the wrongs... so I never actually finished but I got over halfway before my ADHD got the better of me.
New states just dropped, we got (left to right, top to bottom):
Less Montana
South Saskatchewan
Left Dakota
Right Dakota
Minnesconsin
Upper Wichigan
Crushed Dakota
Iowone
Iotwo
Illisound
Kentuckiana
Nebraska (now with ducktail spoiler)
Kansas Not-the-Cities
Tumor-ssouri
Not OK-lahoma
North Alabeorgia
Florida-Alabeorgia Line
ooh! Texas!
That's all I'm not American
I knew something was fishy when I couldn't find the drumstick!
With Alaska and Hawaii? Err … 3!
...oh, the moon shines bright on my old kenfcky home!...
My new favorite game is asking people where Ohio is on a map. Everyone has seemingly heard of Ohio but it's like a myth, some land unmarked on all maps.
I didn't realize the map was fucked up until Oklahoma. I'm brazilian
The chef normally has fried chicken iirc. What's the new chef holding?
- A grenade launcher while wearing a mandelorian mask
Usually the entire Upper Peninsula disappears. Glad to see it was only the Keweenaw this time.
- Hey I like the Keweenaw :(
Some states are deliberately fucked up, but this was my best attempt to fix them and the ones I know.
Georgibama, Kentuckinois, Wisconsota, Illowa.
Easy Peasy.
Oh wow that's a... Yes!
Florida
Oh GODAMKNIT.
EAST DAKOTA
I like Midwest Texas

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