How convenient!

Jerry daycare

Private lounge

Enough windows to classify it as a fishtank

Should I invest in this idea?

Would it be broken in a day... Maybe...

Would it be worth a try? Also maybe...

Why even bring him at all?

You need muscle to carry bags after you’re done
- Yes, designated pack mule.
I go to the mall with my wife because we both need dinner together after. Normally I don't like going into women's underwear stores/ bed bodyworks or Sephora because if I start wondering, then women look at me like I'm some creeper. At this point I like to go into a fishtank box and play video games.

I'd go shopping more. That's better than doom scrolling my phone, but I'm quite sure those would be occupied by kids.

A farting booth.

Well it looks better than standing outside the shop holding her purse

If I had a wife, I would want to spend more time with her. But, that's just me. It's not like I am ever gonna get a gf, let alone a wife.

Still it's kinda funny.

If you had a wife you might find that sometimes you want to do your own things but still kinda be near each other, and that's okay. It's lovely to have another person in your life you can share shit with but it's also lovely to be able to say 'you like this, I like that, I'll see you in an hour and a half for dinner and the movie' or whatever.
And chin up on the gf front. You might have better luck just finding someone you like spending time with than someone who's your 'all and everything'. Like, that latter shit is unsustainable.
You're not supposed to spend every minute with your SO. Relationships need space.
- Yes. I understand that. This feels rather weird to me. If you want to play games, it can be done at home. Again, it is just what I think. I am sure, I can be wrong about it too.
If it's around the corner from the lingerie store, I'll use it. Or at least when I was younger. Not sure if igaf now.
- Didn't care then, don't care now. It's only clothes and I wasn't there to oogle anyone.

This is a good reminder of how glad I am not to be straight.

Or... maybe consider enjoying the time talking with your SO? Take her to some of the shops you like? Or you both like*?

*Assuming that it isn't some shitass arranged marriage crap, you actually love each other and have common interests.

Most of my time spent at the mall with a SO was watching them look at clothing for hours and them helping me pick something out in minutes. There weren't really any stores that interested me and It's not an activity I would have ever chosen to do myself, but they liked it so it was just one of those things I bit the bullet on. Sometimes I'd bring them along when I went to a hardware store or hobby shop to look at something but even then the time spent was way in their favor because I usually knew what I was looking for ahead of time and would get in and get out.
I wasn't going to invite you to any parties anyway, but now I'm definitely not. Honestly, we're going to have to introduce sense-of-humor lessons at school.
You think it's not okay to spend personal time away from your SO?
- Hell no. But if you are going to the mall with them, at least make an attempt.

Every store needs a man zone

I'm surprised it's fully transparent all around.