196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone Track_Shovel @slrpnk.net 1w ago

Threesome rule

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A threesome is like a fight between three people where the third guy is just watching awkwardly.
Never been in a threesome but I'm lucky enough to have friends to have been involved in such arrangements.

On the words of a very good friend and sexually experienced woman: if the women are not the slightest interested in being with each other, there is a 90% failure chance.

MMF trios are easier to manage. Yes, men are basic amd as long as they can put their thingy inside a hole, everything is fine. Some guys will use the woman in the trio as an excuse to "feel" bisexual territory. Others will see the other as a competitor and up their game. Usually, the woman reaps the bounty.

FFM trios are trickier. If the women are in to some bisexual interaction, it can smooth things over. If not, the guy really has to go the extra mile to be available for both and deliver. And even then, the probability to let one or all parts feeling unsatisfied is very high.

Last but not least: can't say if Buttercup is playing dirty or just being kinky but... damn.
- I believe in FFF threesome supremacy
  
  There's a very relevant scene from the show Scrubs, but unfortunately my memory of it is vague and googling what I remember is just returning nurse themed porn.
  
  Hey, if it floats your boat... great!
- Yeah, when it's just a case of 3 people who all want to fuck both of the others, it's kinda hard to go wrong.
  
  Though it also works best if at least 2 of the participants are active lovers. Two starfishes would be more like the one person takes turns fucking the others. Three starfishes would probably just end up being a threesome agreed upon that never ends up happening.
  
  At least one person needs to be bold enough to make a move.
  
  Three starfishes just lie on the bed, slowly moving mere inches per hour
  
  Hot.
- That's Bubbles.
  
  You're right.
  
  Buttercup was the green one, right?
- MMF trios are easier to manage.
  
  Ah yes, 'round here we call that 3 the hardway
I'd like to just get to the threesome part first
- Hell, even a twosome
  
  I would be happy just for being involved
  
  i'm generally happy when i have time to arrange a onesome
- I've had one. It was a lesson in how to disappoint two women at once.
  
  Two women? That was the mistake
- I think it's overrated tbh. A good session with one person you really click with is a lot better, imo
- Same advice applies for that as for all other things related to relationships and/or sex:
  
  Put yourself into situations where things can happen. (Can't win the lottery if you don't buy a ticket.)
  
  Don't expect anything to actually happen at any given moment. (If you are only there for one thing other people will notice it and that is not attractive at all.)
  
  Be patient and enjoy whatever else is going on meanwhile.
- So you can disappoint two people at once?
  
  Only one way to find out
  
  Bold of you to assume I'll only disappoint two people.
Autistic people even do that in monogamous relationships.
- this assumes making your partner happy isn't a special interest
  
  Some people want to be bitten (bite fetish is kind of common with autistic people), so that can be a way too.
Me In a Threesome Not Knowing What To Do
- Honestly it's not a bad tactic. Just watch and rizz up the other two. Tell them what they're doing is hot and that it gets you off.
  
  Whoa. Nice user icon.
I generally take turns or look for what I can do to help
- oh that looks like hard work. You’re going to need to hydrate, let me go get you both some electrolytes.
- I'm just imagining you coaching them on sex
  
  Climax
  
  Applause*
  
  GO GOO FINISH HARD! ONE MORE REP!
  
  C'mon, more energy!
Damn homie, didn't know you was freaky like that 😏
More hands make less work.
That's why I always take the middle spot.

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