‘Absolute Necessity’: Trump Goes All In on Buying Greenland From Denmark Again
‘Absolute Necessity’: Trump Goes All In on Buying Greenland From Denmark Again
The president-elect caused a diplomatic firestorm during his first term when he said he wanted to purchase the territory.
Sigh... What a complete moron.
Well they just released a report on one of Trump's running buddies committing statutory rape, so of course Trump must respond by lashing out against another country with some bullshit that doesn't even make sense.
Bingo.
This is just a way to run a distraction headline. There is not, nor ever will there be, a real push for Greenland.
"Distraction shield"
one of Trump's running buddies
Fake news! Trump hasn't gone for a run in his entire life!
Trump's running buddies
Ha! Now that's comedy! 😁
Tell you what Don. I'll vote for the billions to buy Greenland if you sign off on Puerto Rico and DC as states. That's the deal.
Regards,
Sen. Rapidcreek
Sell it, but demand payment in Chinese Yuan. Cite fears of what his economic policies are going to do to the dollar.
I legitimately have no idea if this is satire.
In 1946, former President Harry Truman offered to buy the island for $100 million in what would have been the single largest territorial expansion in U.S. history.
That's some fine fact-checking Lou.
So roughly $1.618B. Pocket change for some people. LoL. Somehow, with the chumps subtle maneuvering, I suspect that the current price would be higher.
That's right, Donny, just let President Elon take care of the important issues.
Did elon muskmoron give the greenlight to that, mr first man?
usually when this happens, Von ShitzInPantz is trying to pull another distraction for a bigger scam/ grift/ crime.
I heard Mexico was partnering with Canada to purchase it.
Can someone translate crazy donvict ideas to sane talk? Just why does he have this thing with Greenland?
People made fun of him for suggesting it, so now he is motivated to "prove" them wrong. It is really that simple and that stupid. He is a child.
Probably some crazy conflation that north equals oil since Alaska and Canada have decent oil reserves. Or fascist expansionism like the Nazis, which explains the talk of Mexico, Panama, and even Canada.
Yeah, I was actually wondering if it was some fan service to his nutjob base, like maybe they think Thule is there...
Honestly too lazy/depressed/exhausted of... All of this to Google it and find a source, but I remember something about the northern Waters being a new potential shipping route or something militarily important in the coming years due to climate change making them more navigable than before. Specifically it was talking about what the northern limits of Canada are, and how before it was sort of vaguely defined because no one considered the land up there worth anything, but with the ice melting the us and Canada were gaining interest in them. This was before 2016, so I'm probably remembering something (or everything) wrong.
Anyway, if that's the case, Greenland, Canada, Mexico, Panama... Could be the old Nazi playbook and Trump/maga/the evil empire just trying to secure all naval routes around north america because they know a war is coming, because they're planning on starting an expansionist war.
Or he wants to go finish melting the rest of the ice faster
I was thinking oil or precious metals.
he doesnt know that its icy.
He wants some bullshit fake prestige
Buying or annexing?
wErE gOnNa BuY gReEnLaNd, aNd THEYRE gOnA pAy FoR iT