7mo ago

Anon is SpongeBob

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Real and bi
- One of the few anon stories that seems plausible
Is it weird that the most unrelatable thing here for me is that SongeBob existed when anon was in high school?
Edit: a word
- I'm over 30, SpongeBob existed when I was in middle school.
  
  Yeah, I'm over 40. SpongeBob didn't exist when I was in high school.
- This is where I remind you that 4chan has existed for over 21 years. Meaning that a kid born the day it started operation is now old enough to legally drink in the United States.
- 1999 grandpa. Anyone born after 1981 will have had the option of SpongeBob. That having been said it wasn't until the mid to late 2010s that I remember seeing grown ass adults obsessed with, and spouting lines from, a children's cartoon from 1999. So mostly 90s kids.
In before someone posts the green text story of a friendship of two straight dudes just being straight dudes having a good time blowing each other
- That doesn't narrow it down as much as you'd think
- CHOO CHOO
Being queer in HS was so fucking fun.
- If you don't mind me asking, when were you in high school?
  I was in high school in the late 2010s, in a red county in a red state, and there were a few openly queer ppl in my grade who were never bullied throughout high school.
  I think it was because allies outnumbered the homophobes/transphobes and bullies only punch down, not up.
  
  I was in high school in the late 00s early 10s and I remember guys in the locker room talking about how they'd murder a trans woman if one "tricked them". Around that point the only reason I didn't realize I was a trans woman was that I really didn't want to realize it.
- I was in my countries equivalent in the late '00s and early '10s, and it ... really wasn't. So I'd say that's rather time and place dependent.
  
  That's fair I graduated in 06 on a military base in England. Partly why it was so fun cause the faculty had no clue what to do with me.
- Unless you go to a Christian high school, then it sucks
  
  I can only imagine. Got any stories for us?
Ahh, they must've whispered "no homo" before getting in the showers together!
Traumatize them back. Best revenge type.
This is not gay. A cock was touched, even stroked, but there is no mention of the soap. Did it fell? Did someone pick it up?
"hear me out man"
- "I have an idea for a great prank."
If touching dick is gay almost every man is a homosexual
- What about touching other peoples' dicks?
  
  Dick is dick I'd say
  
  My wife is definitely gay then
  
  You're you trying to bend the rules!
https://theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819583529/

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