New York May Create Hotline For Threatened CEOs
New York May Create Hotline For Threatened CEOs
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I'm sure no online community would constantly prank call that hotline 😎👍
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I mean, it's not hard to become a CEO. It's not expensive to register an LLC. And you can give yourself whatever stupid title you want.
And, whose to say I, a newly minted CEO, don't feel in fear for my life due to my health insurance company? Make yourself a CEO, and any time they deny a claim, call in to report your health insurance company for threatening your life.
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Hard to call when you have a bullet in the head.
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sigh well that was a real nice secret CEO hotline we had once.
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My head went to the exact same place.
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Ironically, if you really wanted to make healthcare CEOs safer, you'd set up a hotline for people who have been denied medical coverage.
Hope leads to peace, despair leads to bullets.
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Someone should hack it so it just redirects to Kitboga's scammer-trapping labyrinth.
Or better yet, it detects which CEO is calling, and it just dumps the bastards into their own company's AI-hell phone tree.
I prefer my punishments to be ironic.
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Can women who are threatened by abusive exes use this hotline? Or is it only for capitalist murderers?
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Strictly for those that don't need it. Just like most of what the likes of Hochum and Adams prioritize.
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Thoughts and prayers. 👼 Maybe they need more mindfulness seminars.
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"We have to get over it."
Illustrious Donald Trump
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There's a good chance that if this gets enough push back they'll just implement it quietly and call it something else. Nobody will even know.
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the rich always get a fast pass
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What prevents anybody from calling? Or any self employed from giving themselves the title of CEO? Are they going to reject CFOs and other Cs?
Why do I think this will end up being "hotline for rich bastards"?
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What we really need is a murder support group
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if ceo assassinations were a tenth as common as school shootings, the usa would have the toughest gun control laws in the world.