The FO Part

Whatever happened to clutches pearls civility?

Oh right...

Civility is reserved for the rightful aristocracy. The serfs receive the privilege of bowing and the honor of knowing their place.

I'm not that upset about a trans woman using my bathroom. I am concerned about how she got into my house.

She's a locksmith, and she's a locksmith.
- Oxsmith?

I've seen so many tweets from this person (and one other is older guy who looks like Steven Spielberg) ever since Trump became president.

Who are they?

It's JoJo from Jerz
I noticed the same thing and I know exactly who you are talking about. And I don't know. Internet-famous Twitter people I guess
- Jeff Tiedrich?
- I mean, is she any less qualified than, like, Maureen Dowd, or Ezra Klein, or George Will, or any one of the dozen other lint-brained pundits that get paid thousands of dollars to write their idiotic drivel for billionaires in newspaper op-ed columns?
A human with a brain?
She throws a whole lot of tweets at the wall and sometimes one of them sticks.

im not upset about trans women using the bathroom, im upset that i suck at meeting them.

Clearly you've been hanging out in the wrong bathrooms
- oddly some of them had holes in them, near the middle. maybe people like to have meetings in the toilet?
Have you tried the Lex app?
It started off as a WLW text-based dating app, modeled off of old school newspaper personal ads. Over the years, it has evolved into a queer social media site (with dating as one of its key components.) Highly recommended. It's where I found my girlfriend. :)
- No I haven't I'll have to check it out!
- ah, its an app. not for me. thanks for the recc though.

Please, don't insult idiots by comparing them with such … people.

Please, don't insult people by comparing them with... [Thesaurus here]

How's this a meme?

Everything is a meme with enough jpg
- I'm always curious when something significantly upvoted gets removed.
It is not
Good catch! The fact that you're getting almost equally upvoted and douchevoted is puzzling.

Wow this surely will get them to change their views and votes! Why has no one thought of this before!

We are all aware that not all bigots love Trump.
Just a reminder that it’s not a binary world
Obviously. That's why we're in this "bathroom" situation to begin with.
- whoosh
nah actually if you're "uncomfortable" around trans people you're just a bigot. they just want to be left alone, and statistically speaking they are the least likely group to harm you. there's nothing to be uncomfortable about and and anyone who says otherwise is just making excuses for thinly veiled transphobia.
- Thanks, Reverend, I'm sure shaking your finger and yelling will be a great way to convert 'em.
That's why they said "more upset about". If rapists running the country isn't an issue, than someone potentially entering the wrong shitter shouldn't even be a topic. Just a reminder that mixed (or as I like to call em; regular) toilets exist without issue all over the world. Like since when are rapists stopped by signs? That's some "you legally can't steal from me" logic. It's thinly veiled hostility towards citizens and it's unacceptable.
I'm not even trans, I'm just sick of this obsoletely irrelevant topic. People would really much rather punch down at some toothless minority, rather than adress any serious issues.

Oh, no! Biden! Better check my.. checks notes.. inability to give a shit about Joe Biden. Nobody gives a shit about Joe Biden, because we're not in a weird Joe Biden cult.
- That’s the point. You never cared about his crimes, because Blue MAGA is just another version of the Red MAGA cult.
I would try mentioning to you that ain't nobody taking about Biden.
Or would the fact that there is no rival cult to yours embarrass and/or confuse you too much?!?
- Exactly. You don’t talk about your own sides crimes, because you don’t actually care about the crimes. It’s just partisan bullshit games.
  I’m a leftist. I’m not in the Red or Blue MAGA cult.
There is no Biden cult; most dems and leftists fucking hate him.
Got a source for the molestation? First I've heard of it. I remember some flimsy story from some other woman that ended up being completely unsubstantiated.
- What is defending a politician committing a genocide, if not cult behavior?
  https://nypost.com/2022/07/08/portrait-of-the-bidens-a-family-as-dysfunctional-as-the-kennedys-and-protected-by-the-press/
  The Ashley Biden diary is the most recent example of a blanket media blackout, a July 2019 excerpt going viral two weeks ago. Read this and defend it as non-newsworthy:
  \ “Was I molested,” the author writes. “I think so — I can’t remember specifics but I do remember trauma. Hyper-sexualized @ a young age . . . I remember being somewhat sexualized with Caroline; I remember having sex with friends @ a young age; showers w/my dad (probably not appropriate).”

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