If you live in Florida the first thing that you learn is never to put Christmas Lights on Palm Trees
22 comments
Add big ornaments at the bottom
Really seems like a lack of commitment without them...
If you live in Florida the first thing that you learn is never to always put Christmas Lights on Palm Trees
Why not?
This is how they spread the gay
This is just more of the left war against Christmas!
Jesus would definitely approve of... Dicks out for Santa.
You can, just not like... that.
I'm coming...
...Over
Just be brave
I just don't understand why they say this is the first thing you learn. I had to learn how to befriend my swamp puppy first. Then we studied climbing fences, and finally moved onto Palm trees later on. How else are you going to get your Christmas lights up there?
Oh my god, I died at Swamp Puppy.
misspelled “always”
We have Christmas lights on Palm trees everywhere in California, we just don’t put them on the upper parts you see here? I guess it’s a shitpost for a reason
Or you just do it on purpose.
Spooge
THE HELL YOU SAY!! If I lived in Florida, I would put Christmas Lights on all of my Palm Trees.
aight im moving to florida now
The decoration fits because Florida is full of dicks.
Lights on palm trees it is, then. I don't want my learning from Floridians, thanks.
I disagree. They should put christmas lights on every damn palmtree available.
Add big ornaments at the bottom
Really seems like a lack of commitment without them...