It's brave to wear white pants while on your period
It looks like what you got there is a bleeding penis! Could be a two band-aider.
Free circumcision at least.
Is... Is the username relevant?
Yes
Owwww…or, is that period blood? In which case, gotta secure that shit with large pads if your flow is heavy
The splatter makes me think it came from the outside. It also looks more like wine or juice, not blood.
It's dan, not real/parody only
Well at least now his douchebag necklace isn't the focus of the outfit
How’d you get the beans above the frank?!?
They actually sold them like that. Is the new collection from Calico Cut Pants.
You've got red on ya
shit got me cryin, hope tonight eventually ended
Ah yes the "MY STUDENTS ARE ALL MOROOOOOONS" guy 😂
WE GOT A BLEEDER!
We've all been there...
