"Thats the bees knees" is my goto.
45 0 ReplyThat's the tits nuts!
36 0 ReplyThe nuts' tits?
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Not the beees!
6 0 ReplyIt's just their knees, it's all g.
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Both sexes can have or lack tits. So the first one is okay, the second one is sexist.
31 0 ReplyWho said anything about sex? I’d rather read an essay comparing these:
30 0 ReplyJust keep these fellas out of it:
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In the same way people of all genders can have tits, so can people of all genders have nuts, so if that's your reasoning, either both are sexist, or neither are.
12 0 ReplyYes.
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I’m pretty sure that everyone likes boobs, and nuts are just not awesome in any way. If someone’s using nuts as a superlative thing, their priorities are definitely askew.
21 0 ReplyHard disagree. Nuts are awesome. They're soft, and they're fun to play with, and they're also a fantastic emergency stop button in a fight
23 0 ReplyUm, are they supposed to be soft? I might need to see my doctor.
13 0 ReplyYou can also grab twist em upside down and squeeze them into a wee little fly face to thrill all your future partners.
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Dude that's nuts
14 0 ReplyI agree, and moreover, no one is allergic to boobs, but people are dying from nuts allergies!
8 0 ReplyThey look like a mountain range covered in cheap shampoo and burnt trees.
7 0 ReplyThat's nuts, my friend.
5 0 ReplyOk but that scrote skin is definitely pretty great.
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pick something neutral - that's the shit.
20 0 ReplyHey everybody poops...except for Kim Jung Un, so maybe don't use that one on holiday in North Korea...
6 0 ReplyNo no, the neutral ground is the taint.
4 0 ReplyNot to be confused with "shit"
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Just say it's ass, then you're good. Unless that's assogynist
12 0 ReplyThis post is the clap.
12 0 ReplyThis post is the reproductive and/or maternity organs.
10 0 ReplyI used to say 'the bomb' until I thought about it a bit. Am I really comparing your slick dance move to nuclear annihilation? How does that work out?
10 0 ReplyIs it da bomb bc it's so good that it blew people away, or so bad that it bombed?
5 0 ReplyTo be fair the vast majority of bombs aren't nuclear.
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It's the duck's guts
6 0 ReplyThis thread is the cloaca.
4 0 ReplyYou could split the difference and say nuits https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gb-xyNa9mwI
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How would you even use either option in that way?
2 0 ReplyYo your opinion is the tits (or nuts)
4 0 ReplyIf someone said that to me I wouldn't know if I should feel offended or not.
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