Lol I guess then those who eat oreos without milk are pagans, heathens and heretics?
I hate god and milk, checks out.
I have a suspicion that Catholics use wine.
Mormons eating oreos: One sits on a bed holding the oreo just above the milk, while their friend jumps on the bed.
Buddhists: the milk is an illusion
Nah, the Buddhist leaves the oreo in the milk until they become one.
As a Buddhist, thank you for considering this underserved audience. We typically get like two to three new jokes a year
Hindus: get that thing away from the holy beverage!
I'm an atheist, so I eat them by taking the creme out and just eating the cookie dry, because I don't believe in milk.
Whole Oreos to mouth.
Into the maw.
I like to put a fork through the filling and dip so I can eat the whole cookie without any dry parts or putting my fingers in the milk, what does that make me?
Seems like a form of torture the spanish inquisition would have practiced, so catholic
Damn, I gotta try that
You can also just dunk the Oreo and fish it out with the fork ;)
Bonus: the fork can be used to weigh down the Oreo so you can get all the air bubbles out.
I am Chinese eating oreos
Quakers just eat the oreo dry.
Not before sitting in silence for at least an hour.
