Sorry

She looks more masculine now than before.

Even looks like someone competent enough to be running billion dollar businesses
Their measurements are 36, 48, 42, 38.
- Impeccable toad body. wolf-whistle 🥵
Elon’s HELLA genderfluid
#ElonIsGenderfluid

This will actually work. Theyre both megalomaniacs with fragile egos, putting him in Trumps shadow making it look like he's being used by Trump will drive him crazy

You can see it in his eyes in this picture.
- Something about CUCK ARSE on his shirt there?
- That's what a K hole looks like.
- Is... is that real?
it's the other way around. mangolini cannot share the spotlight and is already annoyed that elon is always up his ass trying to be co-president. elon however is a massive cuck bitch so he'll probably be regularly humiliated by him and not do anything about it.
- I remembered this and googled it. In my mind there was a video, but man. It’s been a crazy 8 years.
  "When Elon Musk came to the White House asking me for help on all of his many subsidized projects, whether it's electric cars that don't drive long enough, driverless cars that crash, or rocket ships to nowhere, without which subsidies he'd be worthless," the ever-gracious Trump wrote in 2022, "and telling me how he was a big Trump fan and Republican, I could have said, 'drop to your knees and beg,' and he would have done it…"
  https://futurism.com/the-byte/musk-trump-president-bromance

Well that image now exists in our heads, so thx for that...

Are you gonna share that bleach or what?
- No, mine!

Stephen king reports he never said this, but only because he didnt think of it.

This is just fucking misogyny. If the best insult you can think of against Elon Musk is to call him a woman, then you just hate women. Anyone who thinks this is actually good, you are part of the problem, just go vote for fucking Trump

the joke is that Elon musk is hanging around trump so much that he's basically his spouse
I don't think you got the joke.

You have to admit he makes a very handsome woman

I'm gonna force myself to watch a crappy Stephen King movie because of this. I'll raise a glass to anyone that can get under the skin of this dumb chump.

Why not watch one of the good ones, instead? I'd recommend:
Carrie
Shawshank Redemption
Delores Clayborne
The Green Mile
Stand By Me
- Gonna tack on The Mist to your list.
  At the very least it stars Thomas Jane and Andre Bruagher, which is a win in its own right imo.
- Or if you're in for a trashy good time, The Running Man starring Arnold Schwarzenegger!
- I'd like to add Dreamcatcher. Nothing spectacular, but what a great cast! I'd say it's like an airport novel; quick and easy to consume, and rather entertaining.
  I Duddets!
- Dr. Sleep, the sequel to "The Shining" was a very apt adaption, too.
  And don't trust Kings own approval of the Dark Tower movie although Idris Elba and Matthew McConaughey were actually good casts. It's was bad nonetheless. We could have had an 10 seasons series on par with Game of Thrones if it wasn't for that movie.
The Langoliers is one option, a low budget TV-movie adaptation, and it has a few allegorical parallels to today’s events.
Steven King doesn't make movies...!? I guess reading one of his dreadful books that never saw a professional editor is too much for a performative gag.
- He certainly made Maximum Overdrive and if you think that's dreadful I'd hate to see what makes you smile.
You can read one of his good books instead of watching a crappy movie.

Sissy Space-X

Wish I could take credit for coming up with it, but my buddy was real quick on that one.

I was hoping to change his name to "Felon" but who knows maybe in another 4 years.

Does Elonia offer everyone her eggs?

Elonia is Trump's blood girl.

I legit thought that was a picture of Olivia Colman as I scrolled past.

I saw the thumbnail and was confident itwas was a female version of Elon. I clicked anyway. I have no regrets.

Elon doesn't read your tweets. This does nothing.

You say that but we all remember him personally mass banning elon musk parody accounts and banning photos of himself he didn't like.
- So he does read your tweets. This still does nothing. This is just the lamest form of activism, and as recent evidence shows, it clearly doesn't work.
No, it does something. It conveys that it's shameful to be feminine.
- Context matters here. I think the joke is that this gender-swapped picture would really piss off Elon Musk in particular because he's so openly and proudly transphobic.
- Not really, it's making fun of him for being sexist.
- That’s exactly how Elon thinks which is why the tweet is great.
- I think intentionally being misgendered pisses most people off.
- Maybe, although I personally don't get that at all. Then again I'm not exactly a misogynist and do enjoy drag... Maybe I do want to see Elon in legit* drag after all. And I do mean something legit--not the diarrhea of frat bro tropes he'd inevitably lean into.
  Can we get a fanfic going about Elon's secret drag performance addiction instead of ketamine? I'd probably read it, but I'd also be glad it exists.
There's nothing in your heart for laughing into the abyss?

No you're not

Is this a microblog post?

yes