Sorry

Stephen king reports he never said this, but only because he didnt think of it.

No you're not

This will actually work. Theyre both megalomaniacs with fragile egos, putting him in Trumps shadow making it look like he's being used by Trump will drive him crazy

it's the other way around. mangolini cannot share the spotlight and is already annoyed that elon is always up his ass trying to be co-president. elon however is a massive cuck bitch so he'll probably be regularly humiliated by him and not do anything about it.
- I remembered this and googled it. In my mind there was a video, but man. It’s been a crazy 8 years.
  
  "When Elon Musk came to the White House asking me for help on all of his many subsidized projects, whether it's electric cars that don't drive long enough, driverless cars that crash, or rocket ships to nowhere, without which subsidies he'd be worthless," the ever-gracious Trump wrote in 2022, "and telling me how he was a big Trump fan and Republican, I could have said, 'drop to your knees and beg,' and he would have done it…"
  
  https://futurism.com/the-byte/musk-trump-president-bromance
You can see it in his eyes in this picture.
- Something about CUCK ARSE on his shirt there?
- Is... is that real?
- That's what a K hole looks like.

Does Elonia offer everyone her eggs?

I'm gonna force myself to watch a crappy Stephen King movie because of this. I'll raise a glass to anyone that can get under the skin of this dumb chump.

Why not watch one of the good ones, instead? I'd recommend:

Carrie

Shawshank Redemption

Delores Clayborne

The Green Mile

Stand By Me
- Or if you're in for a trashy good time, The Running Man starring Arnold Schwarzenegger!
- Gonna tack on The Mist to your list.
  
  At the very least it stars Thomas Jane and Andre Bruagher, which is a win in its own right imo.

She looks more masculine now than before.

Their measurements are 36, 48, 42, 38.
- Impeccable toad body. *wolf-whistle* 🥵
Even looks like someone competent enough to be running billion dollar businesses

Well that image now exists in our heads, so thx for that...

Are you gonna share that bleach or what?
- No, mine!

Elonia is Trump's blood girl.

Elon doesn't read your tweets. This does nothing.

You say that but we all remember him personally mass banning elon musk parody accounts and banning photos of himself he didn't like.
- So he does read your tweets. This still does nothing. This is just the lamest form of activism, and as recent evidence shows, it clearly doesn't work.
No, it does something. It conveys that it's shameful to be feminine.
- Maybe, although I personally don't get that at all. Then again I'm not exactly a misogynist and do enjoy drag... Maybe I do want to see Elon in legit* drag after all. And I do mean something legit--not the diarrhea of frat bro tropes he'd inevitably lean into.
  
  Can we get a fanfic going about Elon's secret drag performance addiction instead of ketamine? I'd probably read it, but I'd also be glad it exists.
- Context matters here. I think the joke is that this gender-swapped picture would really piss off Elon Musk in particular because he's so openly and proudly transphobic.
- I think intentionally being misgendered pisses most people off.
- Not really, it's making fun of him for being sexist.
- That’s exactly how Elon thinks which is why the tweet is great.