"What's your gender?"
"Canadian."
"No, who do you like?"
"Donuts."
"No no, what's in your pants?"
"Polite manners."
"No, no, I'm talking about your genitals."
"Oh, you mean Tim Horton's?"
Fun fact: timbits were named so in honour of his fatal drunk driving car accident.
"what's in your pants?"
"a party you're not invited to"
"a hockey knife"
Doughnuts**
As a Canadian, I know you are American from your spelling of doughnuts.
Surprise, I'm both!
A Simp, Got It.
I'm sorry
We are sorry to hear you are disappointed with the Canadian gender identity. Please hold if you wish to express your concerns to one of our agents. Alternatively, courses on the benefits and challenges of being Canadian and what it means to be hockeysexual are available in English and French. Completion of the course grants access to free-but-slow healthcare and a $25 Tim Hortons gift card.
pour le service en français, appuyez sur le 2
Why isn't the first option?
Huge missed opportunity: could have been God made Adam and Eve, not Maple and Leaf
There is no such thing as 'Canadian', it's just a phase!
No worries
My pronouns are Canadian/Eh
LGBTQIAC
Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender Queer Intersex Asexual Canadian
I'm guessing this is not a required demographic question in Canada.
Might be a case where Canadian applicants submit another form that has the relevant information in a different format too.
I called out a form and one of the options was for diet. The choices were:
Omnivore, Vegetarian, Vogon.
those scintillating, jeweled, scuttling crabs are good though.
Just don’t allow them to recite poetry at you
Our country reeks of trees / our Yaks are really large
And they smell like rotting beefcarcasses.
Is this Windows95?
Probably just a cut and paste error, still funny.
