Canada is the comma of nations. Technically it's supposed to be there, but no one notices if it's missing.
Canada's influence is so weak they couldn't even convince the world their bacon is actually bacon.
Canada's claim to fame is being slightly more interesting than North Dakota.
Canada's national anthem sounds like an apology letter set to music.
Canada's idea of influence is having 90% of their population living within 100 miles of the US border and constantly asking "hey what are you guys up to, eh?"
Based on your .nl, I will assume you are tall, ride a bike everywhere, and love cheese. But I’m sure some yank will find something offensive to call you. Just be patient.