Cards Against Humanity continue to bring good into the world

The website

https://www.apologize.lol/

I love how we've managed to come full circle. In the early 1900s buying votes was open and totally normalized.

Obviously it's fucked that Musk started this, and while it's pretty rad to see CAH surpass his dumb ass, this isn't going to be the end of it. This is just the genie getting loose.

This is some bullshit, I can’t even lend a hand

If only I lived in a swing state. Then my vote could have meaning and I could get paid for it.

Must be great to live in one of the seven states that's allowed to decide our election thanks to the electoral college.

So this is probably a plan to call out Elon musk's stupid "pay to sign a petition" plan. Basically just buying votes. The more attention these schemes get, the more likely they will be made officially illegal.

Sort of a Satanic Temple maneuver. I like it.

Gosh I really like the phrase "Donald trump is a human toilet". I'm gonna use it

Up to their sole discretion they decide to give you between $0.01-$100, via paypal only if you allow them to collect your info and pass that info to "necessary parties".

This is well and fine for anyone who doesnt really care about that and im sure they have better interests in line with you moreso than other companies, but figured I'd post their Terms and Conditions for those that it might affect.

I dont use paypal as its literally one of the worst ways to manage money in the US. So I'm not doing this unfortunately even though i AM voting and didn't vote in 2020.

Funny but it has to be illegal right?

I'm pretty sure they're using the money from Elmo using a plot of their land they bought to stall the border wall

It's just a shame we don't have an option this election for a president against a border wall...

Federal law prohibits anyone from knowingly or willfully paying or offering to pay or accepting payment for registering to vote or voting (42 USC § 1973i(c)). It applies to primaries and elections that have candidates on the ballot for the office of president, vice president, presidential elector, or member of Congress, whether or not the violation alleges payment related to a candidate for one of those particular offices. It includes criminal penalties for violations. - https://www.cga.ct.gov/2001/rpt/2001-R-0132.htm

It sucks when Elon does this shit just as much as when someone does it for your team, guys.

Damn I could have made 147$ this election if I was in a swing state lmao

Not a great game, legendary company!

I will absolutely share this around after checking it out myself, but what is a good response for the inevitable "they're bribing people to vote"?

I can't buy the card pack from Canada 😡 I wanna help

Already bought mine!

Her's how you might also be able to help:

Is there some way I can force Elon Musk to pay $47 to Cards Against Humanity PAC?

Funny you should ask! If you’re a registered voter in PA, GA, NV, AZ, NC, WI, or MI, just type your name into this dumb website for his PAC, put “MuskIsDumb@cah.lol” as your referrer, and they'll be legally obligated to pay us $47. The more people who do this, the more Musk money we’ll get to un-fuck America.

If he doesn’t pay up, we’ll sue him again.

....is that legal? That feels like paying people for votes, and I'm like...80% sure that's illegal?

Can they target the electoral college since they're the ones that overturned the popular vote in the first place???

I know this is a response to musk's bullshit, but this makes it sound like trump won the popular vote in 2016. He did not.

Isn't that like buying votes?

They're my heroes

I'm sorry but I won't tweet even for $100.

The FAQs are a riot in the Campaign PAC site.

Here

Chaotic good

This is AMAZING.

Since it's targeting people who don't give a fuck, is it called "cash for fucks?"

I think it is confusing for a company to do nice things.

Is Kamala that unpopular that you have to pay people to vote. This is Hilary all over again. And yes I know it's response to Musk but this wouldn't have been necessary with Obama.

Can I just do all those things and take $100? I'm already planning on voting but it'd sure help.

2020 was the first and last election I'll participate in. Fuck America and fuck you(including tankies).

One could only hope if they did end up at an epstein party it's at least good

What? If your only crime is being there and not helping the victims is it too much to ask that the music and food don't suck and the booze not be watered down