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1y ago

Trump mocked after he can't stay on track during speech due to 'aggressive' fly on stage

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Trump mocked after he 'can't stay on track' during speech due to 'aggressive' fly on stage

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- I think it might be the third.
  
  He's a walking carcass?
- Maybe they smell that he’s near death. Flies like dead things.
It’s hilarious, but disgusting. They need to take him out back, strip him down, and use a hose and scrub brushes and clean him off before somebody contracts some new super disease from being around him.
- A flatbed in a "soft touch" car wash.
  
  Or, and hear me out, an Indiana Jones-style mine cart ride straight to hell. Because, seriously, fuck that guy.
The Dems control flies now, apparently.
- the conspiracist’s adversary is simultaneously all-powerful and utterly incompetent.
  
  It's so wild to me that Trumpers think the Democrats were behind the assassination attempts, like they can't afford professionals.
Flies are attracted to the smell of shit. Some advisor needs to be brave enough to tell Trump to change his diaper before he goes on stage.
- Given his sheer laziness, my money is that he's just sitting in it until EOD.
- they probably do.
  
  They did on the set of the apprentice
- They didn't have the campaign funds to keep the ass checkers on payroll.
We should listen to the animals. Bernie got a cute little bird, Trump and Pence got insects drawn to the stench of decay.
Flies are attracted to shit.
lord of fLies
Somebody should get that fly a medal of liberty
When one is wearing a full diaper, one must expect a few flies.
Meanwhile, here's how Obama handled a similar situation:
Even the flies are democrats! /s
- thank you, this is awful pandering
Not aggressive, just a little early.
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Shitty.
This post is a waste of time.
- I always exit early if I see Rawstory.
Jesus, again?

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