Lingering damage

realistically your only hurting the person that lives there next. Even when it eventually becomes too big a problem to ignore that'll prompt the landlord to hastily cover it up and sell it. And you are also hurting the city pipes as well which costs everyone money.

Start a fire. Got it.

Bro thinks he is getting his deposit back crying laughing emoji skull emoji
- I’ve always got 100% back when I rented.
  I wasn’t a piece of shit though and didn’t break things.
- Depends on the country. In Australia, the deposit is held by the government and the landlord needs to apply to get it, which includes showing receipts for any work they had to do. It goes back to the tenant by default. The system in the USA (where the landlord holds the deposit) doesn't make a lot of sense as they aren't really incentivized to return it to the tenant.
Right. I'm all for find a way to tip the balance of power away from the ownership class, but willful damage only screws you. Check your rental contract, a landlord can and will sue you for negligent and purposeful damage to their property. They'll also sing your rental history . Plus, if you're still living there, you're only inconveniencing yourself with the repair process.
Good ending

Forbidden fleshlight
- Glad to know I'm not the only one whose mind went down the gutter.
Looks like my arteries
Am I the only one who thought of a Sea Lamprey?

Aren’t you also clogging the city pipes?

Just pour latex house paint down the drains, whats this baby tier "grease" bullshit.

Until your toilet stops up and floods dookie all over your stuff a week later
- You know what will cover up that dookie damage? latex house paint. Solves all your problems.

POV: You're a salty dumb fuck who feels like wasting vegetable oil

POV: you're reading the comment of somebody that doesn't cook for themselves
- Clearly you're the one who doesn't cook if you don't know what to do with used oil
- Why waste the oil? Turn it into gravy, or mayonnaise, or store it to sell to a recycling center that will turn it into biofuel.
Landlord detected, humanity rejected.

Yeah, I get that people feel like they have so little control over their lives that they feel the need to generally be passive aggressive assholes to people they deem unworthy, but this is just an overall dick move. Having working public/municipal plumbing is a good thing.

I mean, what else am I supposed to do with it?

.... No really, I'm asking.

If it's not that much: soak it in a paper towel and throw that away. For frying: put it back in the bottle and throw that away if the oil is spend.
Pour it into a bottle and throw it in the trash
Chug it or put in old bottle or jar and throw in the trash.
- Rather than throwing it away, you may have free options for recycling nearby, too. My county has a pretty robust program for residents available with regular recycling and hazardous waste like oil or paint in certain locations. There's sometimes restrictions and sorting required from customers, but it's usually pretty straight forward if you look it up
Civilized countries have collection stations for oil often at the same place you go for recycling.
Tell the US government about it. Then they will bring you democracy and liberate you from the oppressive oil. /j
If you don't know someone that burns old oil put it in an old container and throw it away in the trash.
If it's something like bacon / beef grease just let it congeal in the pan then scrape it out into the garbage can.

Posts like this feel like the modern equivalent to the USA distributing subterfuge instructional pamphlets in the USSR.

Sure, you could intentionally damage properties, but do you really want to do it because some government suits pressured you?

Sure bro, the foreign government conspiracy to affect the average profitability of landlords by 2% for the extremely large population of Lemmings.
- Lmao yeah what massive aggressive dictatorship has a history of anti-landlord rhetoric and frequent online propoganda campaigns, especially on Lemmy?
  Can't think of a single one. Nope. No ringers.

Life should have these splash screens whenever you fall asleep.

My insomnia will be like a long loading game that has two or three repeating tips for each loading screen.
Like shitty life pro tips, sleep edition.

It will also make life just a smidge harder for every tenant after you. But if it helps you feel better, fuck 'em.

Additional tip: If you're a traditional artist, your acrylic and oil paint should be even more effective :D

Don't worry by the way; I know that this is a really bad idea. Source: Every art classroom I've been in has had at least one clogged sink at all times.

Like a kid's temper tantrum, vandalism won't improve society whatsoever. Fight the rich with wit, wisdom, and relentless ridicule.

Make sure to pour sulfuric acid down the drain right before he shows up. 🤔

Wait you're not supposed to do that