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I mean... in fairness, it wasn't going to last.
So since their war-virginity was about to be stolen from them anyway, he made sure to get in there first, for his own benefit:-).
War virginity sounds like something movie Gimli would say to the wood elf
That's what Tolkien told us anyway.
OMG I could barely get this message out I was rotfl so hard...
And theirs!
Frodo B. and Samweis G. were, according to our sources, recruited by a Valinor national to export magical waste into enemy territory.
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