Is the GOP sending their best?

Does he even own a Sharpie?

Of course he does. How do you think he gets those dreamy eyes?
- He's no Anderson Cooper ::swoon::
Does eyeliner count?
Everyone else can go home. I laughed at this one.

Has he ever stared straight into an eclipse? How many nukes would he use to stop a hurricane?

Has he ever drunk bleach or shoved a light bulb up his arse?

Pretty sure the reason Hannibal even gets brought up is because Putin mentioned him to Trump…except Putin likely meant this guy https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hannibal

I always assumed it was because he didn't know what "speaking asylum" was and assumed it meant "insane asylum"

I presume it's a reference to some GOP statement? Could anyone link the original?

Twermp:
“Has anyone ever seen ‘The Silence of the Lambs’? The late, great Hannibal Lecter. He’s a wonderful man. He oftentimes would have a friend for dinner. Remember the last scene? ‘Excuse me, I’m about to have a friend for dinner,’ as this poor doctor walked by. ‘I’m about to have a friend for dinner.’ But Hannibal Lecter. Congratulations. The late, great Hannibal Lecter”
Also Tramp:
"If I'm in a boat and it's all-electric and it starts to sink... I asked the guy do you get electrocuted sitting over this? And then I say - and I don't think there's anything wrong with this because it's an analogy - if there's a shark about 10 yards away, 'do I get electrocuted or do I go with the shark? ' I would take electrocution all day long"
- It's about as coherent as the Having Nuclear speech.
It's reference to fact that they are trying to keep Trump behind JD to make look like Harris is running against a younger candidate instead of the racist, dementia riddled old man.

And what's his position on furniture assault?

"We've heard the back and forths about military service from the two campaigns. Now the Halliburton Champagne, a mid-level ($100-200k) couch, that served with JD Vance in Iraq is ready to weigh in. 'I just couldn't stand back and watch all of this conversation without weighing in on my interactions with Vance.' Overall, Vance and HC spent a lot of time together. 'It's amazing, I can't even believe it. I've been so lucky in terms of that whole world, it is a dangerous world out there. It's like Vietnam, sort of. It is my personal Vietnam. I feel like a great and very brave solider. JD was not really my type but I was called to serve so someone could make $97000 selling a couch to the government.'

Overall, HC hopes that JD has learned more about consent since that time. Asked if HC would vote for Vance, 'Unfortunately, I am unable to vote in the US. But if I could, why would I vote for that man? It was seriously my vietnam.'"