Trump plans to sue DOJ for $100M over Mar-a-Lago raid: report

Hillary Clinton had classified emails in a private, password-protected server. Conservatives have spent over a decade frothing at the mouth, calling for her head. The DOJ announced that they would investigate her two weeks before the 2016 election, possibly dooming her campaign.
Donald Trump had classified documents in a box in the shitter at his private residence while a Russian envoy was there, and conservatives think that's all cool.
- It's easy to understand once you accept a couple of premises about a large part of the republican base:
  They're fundamentally uneducated and unintelligent.
  They're essentially brainwashed by their media consumption
  They approach politics like football: "This is my team, and I love my team. My team is good because it's my team. The other team is bad because it's not my team."
- You forgot "multiple other envoys and staff there said he would show random visitors said classified documents".
Donald sold access to those documents to foreign adversaries. He is basically the exact opposite of Snowden on this one.

Speaking of ~~raids~~ rapes....

"I first met Donald Trump when I was 13. He asked me to give him a hand job. My recruiter told me I had to do it."

"He slapped my hand away and said, 'you need a glove.' And the recruiter ran over and handed me a glove and said, 'no one touches Mr. Trump's penis without a glove.'"

"I gave him a hand job and then immediately after he had an orgasm, he left and I didn't see him again at that particular party."

"Donald Trump knew that I was 13 years old. I believe Tiffany, my recruiter told him. He seemed to take a liking to me because I was so young, and also a virgin."

"He liked getting the whole, you know, white glove treatment, and liked things to be his first before the other guys."

"Jeffrey Epstein is a billionaire friend of Donald Trump that was responsible for throwing the sex parties."

"Donald Trump knew that I was 13. I wore a blonde wig and he specifically asked about me because I remind him of his daughter."

"Tiffany said, "Well, she's 13 as well," so he knew the first time that he saw me. But he took a liking to me because I look like his daughter."

"The reason I'm coming out now is when it happened originally, I just wanted to forget about the whole incident. But I thought it was my responsibility to come out and tell our country what kind of man this person is."

"I don't think that he should even be the dog catcher, let alone running the greatest country in the world."

I hope his lawyers are smart enough to get paid up front

I'm pretty sure any lawyers smart enough to demand that are also smart enough not to work for Donald Trump.
- MAGA: make attorneys get attorneys
lol, 'his lawyers' & 'smart enough' side-by-side.

yeah...good luck with that

Guaranteed the Justice Department got everything in order before raiding a former president's residence. This is just adding to his many public humiliations.
Don't try to sue the Justice Department. They literally don't bring cases that they can lose. Plus they're all top lawyers who can triple their salary elsewhere. Even the FBI is afraid of them.
I know one of these guys. They're very nice but will rip your throat out (rhetorically). They could convict you of a felony and you would end up agreeing with them.
- Trump is not intending to win this. It's purely performative, to give his voters a reason to believe that all of Trump's troubles are politically motivated, and to keep his conversation with them on his terms.
  The election is only 3 months away. Either he wins the election, and he can appoint a AG who can make this all go away, or he loses, and is likely going to jail regardless of the outcome of this. So this "lawsuit" only has to live until the election is settled, through all the recounts, whining, and Capitol storming. It doesn't need to reach a conclusion at all.
- What difference does an airtight case make when you have a litany of judges, all the way up to the supreme court, that will happily twist the law to rule in your favor?
Hopefully we get the "bad guy falls in poop...classic element of physical comedy" part in November
For anyone wondering this was from a 4th wall breaking moment in the Brendan Frasier movie George of the Jungle
With the current SCOTUS? I don't think he will need it 😮‍💨
Yo what is this from?
- George of the Jungle
One day Jerboa will do gifs. Until then, I will see only that one guy's face staring at me.

What am I looking at?
- According to Snopes and PolitiFact, you were looking at a fabricated list of Trump's victims and settlements to make legal issues go away. I have very little doubt victims exist but this list of names and dollars is not based on fact.
- Trump's sex receipts.

I'm planning on suing Trump for a bajillion dollars for leaving a shit stain on our country.

Discovery goes both ways.

Now I'm thinking about Trump's stacked Supreme Court and how they'll try to protect their cult leader.

Edit: I was thinking about the wrong "immunity" in this comment (the recently granted Presidential immunity to prosecution, not immunity to prosecution for law enforcement officers). I'll leave the comment for context, but it's not what the original commenter was talking about.
Actually it will be very easy for the Supreme Court to give Trump a win and keep qualified immunity. If Biden didn't directly order the raid on Mar-a-lago, then the immunity they granted doesn't apply.
Remember, these rulings don't need logical consistency because they are bad faith justifications for any actions taken by their team. So when a Republican is in office they can extend the immunity to basically the whole Executive branch, but when a Democrat is in the White House that can shrink to just the President's actions. And even there only those that are "official acts," which only the Supreme Court gets to decide, so they can shrink it to almost nothing.
- If Biden needs to give a direct order, then most cops won't have qualified immunity. It will take years before the SCOTUS gets another chance to rule on the matter, meanwhile a ton of lawsuits will be unleashed against abusive cops.

To rephrase; he's suing you and me.

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