Anon meets his dream girl
Anon meets his dream girl
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Drunk off his ass.
Need a ride home?
Wtf?
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It's ok, this is just what Anon imagined he'd say and do from across the bar while he stared at them and finished his drinks alone.
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It's what he imagined he'd imagine if he ever went to a bar.
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Perhaps “willing to pay for taxi”?
Or “my DD friend is getting me and he owes me a favour?”
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He was the train conductor.
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Maybe accompany her so she doesn't have to take the bus alone.
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Dude filtered himself. Best outcome.
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Could have been worse. Not sure how but it can always be worse
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Poor girl could have gone home with that asshole.
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Maybe he just did the wrong animal impressions to impress her
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Ok, but I can relate to smiling irl when I see an internet meme in the memetics of the wild
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hopefully the fat friend got over the friendzone
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Anon chose to outdo the fat friend and cock block himself.