Texts from Dad
Texts from Dad
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ED is a bitch
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Arise, arise, Riders of Théoden! Fell deeds awake: fire and slaughter! Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered, a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now, ride now! Ride to Gondor!
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Dad got that hollywood level cocaine
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Revolver Ocelot
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mmrraaaaooooo
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OOTL, is it like "Rise against" ? or RATM?
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It’s from the song “After the Eulogy” by Boysetsfire.
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It's a great song.
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He forgot to put yeast in the dough, and now he's trying alternate means
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All rise mother fucker.
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what the fuck are you talking about
"Social media"
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MUSTA-KRAKISH
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AWAKEN
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TAKE THE LAND, THAT MUST BE TAKEN
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Plot twist, kid is dough
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My cookies are never made with enough RAGE and ANGER
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Arise chicken
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Gen x rise up! Drank from the hose!
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Meh, whatever.
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Such cringe behavior
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Where's your anger? Where's your fucking wrench? Wanna dance with a sloth?
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Some Viagra should take care of that right away.
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"He's a calendar, that kid, he's a clock, a great big stopwatch, staring me in the face. Cos he gets older. That's all he can do. Do you know what that means? I'm getting older. Look at me, is that old? That's not old. Can't get rid of him, twenty years time he'll still be there. Mind you they don't always live, meningitis - that's a good one!"
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Dad might be a sith lord
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They're not so subtle hints that you should pick up donuts from RISE.
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"Mum, Dad managed to get in the roids tin again..."
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"Rise chicken!"
*arise
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Kiss him deep with tongue!
I saw that "Sofa king funny" comment in another post this morning and wanted to post this gif.
dancing is forbidden