Please, Deep Spay and Niner Your Pets

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Where's the box it came in?
Those cats will be engineers in no time. Look at those Jeffreys Tubes at the bottom.
- Or is it a wormhole?
  DS9 theme plays aggressively
  
  It's a cat hole, or potentially the fire caves
  
  Are you detecting any verteron particles emissions?
- Tubes that have always been designed for cats, not bipeds. Or Borgs in spandex.
  
  Or Exocomps.
  
  I thought I was rightfully complaining about the Jefferies Tubes on STO too big if you aren’t forced to crawl. Then I rewatched “The Way of the Warrior” and during the drills they explicitly say they are in the Jefferies Tubes and you can see people standing upright. So I guess there are starships that you can stand inside.
  Unrelated: why does a Cardassian station have crawlways we are calling Jefferies Tubes? That seem to be a Federation thing.
  EDIT: I guess calling the crawlways on Deep Space Nine Jefferies Tubes could simply be a language thing due to universal translator.
- https://www.instructables.com/Star-Trek-Cat-Tree-with-Enterprise-and-Romulan-Bi/
  https://www.pinterest.com/pin/star-trek-enterprise-cat-tree--5207355791921413/
  A few variations out there. People are creative. I like how the E and Reliant one is thinking in 3D space.
How many self-sealing stem bolts do you need to make something like that?
- I don't know. I'm out of yamok sauce.
I noticed DS9 first, and immediately thought, "I wonder what it would take to add an Enterprise D at the top", before glancing higher and being delighted.
- Man, I didn't even see the D until I saw your comment! And now I'm delighted too!
Tacky Cardassian fascist eyesore!

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