Apparently it works retroactively and now you are on Windows.
144 0 ReplyOh man, that would be a hell of an easter egg if it cleared your terminal and pretended to be a dos prompt
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"ruin dev" is redundant; that's the default behavior.
58 0 ReplyNothing, it's already ruined(!)
54 0 Replydev.ruin()!
SyntaxError: Unexpected ! operator
No, it's an order!
Understood
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Npm ruined dev long before you tried this.
42 0 ReplyYour code will be minified and your git history deleted
38 0 Replybelieve it or not, jail.
30 0 ReplyWe have the best deployment pipeline in the world, because of jail.
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You'll be forced to use only Windows forever.
30 0 Replyi think the dev is already ruined having to use npm
28 0 ReplyIt's an alias to start the upgrade to Windows 11... you thought you were being careful all those months dodging the Windows 11 upgrade button but you've done it now! Get ready for an objectively worse OS!
27 0 ReplyConsidering "being ruined" is a state, and not a scale, the dev is already ruined, because it's not Linux.
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20 0 ReplyDid you get four hundred thousand viruses?
6 0 ReplyComputer over?
Virus = very yes?That's not a good prize!
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Hi Strong Bad
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rrZ-sA4FQc2 0 Reply
deploys your code to your dev environment
19 0 ReplyNPM
ruin dev
is a new advanced feature that endorses opinionated "extreme programming" techniques. First it gets to work rebuilding node_modules, but with all the least compatible module versions in order to accelerate testing. It also minifies your .js code in place, to save you some CPU cycles later. Lastly, it squashes your entire git history on all branches, to save space.16 0 ReplyIt also tries to do
rm -rf /
to save more space, but in this case it's a futile attempt3 0 Reply
You may have to switch to a proper operating system to redeem yourself.
13 0 ReplyThe NPM gods will smite you for using CMD instead of PowerShell.
8 0 Replynpm will ruin the dev now. It happened to me 11 months ago
8 0 ReplyHope you didn't have the repository URL in your package.json... otherwise it'll be gone now.
8 0 ReplyYeah you’re gonna need a new dev environment. That one’s toast.
7 0 ReplyNPM on Windows, it doesn't matter anymore.
7 0 ReplyYour .env with production credentials is now up on a public repo
6 0 ReplyNot sure CrowdStrike runs on npm, but still ruined it all for sure
4 0 ReplyMCP: Already there, Hun! END OF LINE.
3 0 ReplyYou should press backspace. 😉
2 0 Replynpm ruin dev
running shittier could be a nice prank... depending on how often it gets typed.1 0 ReplyMicrosoft is way ahead of you
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