What song you can't believe you were singing as a kid and nobody stopped you?
What song you can't believe you were singing as a kid and nobody stopped you?
In my case I'll say either Bloodhound Gang's The Bad touch or Aqua's Barbie Girl.
I mean.. what the hell is "hanky panky".
But for bonus points, I did also sing "take a walk on the wild side~" with no flying clue what "giving head" was supposed to be.
My stepson was always singing I Will Survive. Mentioned that was sorta the gay anthem. He was horrified. So he started singing YMCA instead.
That punchline got me real good.
Call me crazy, but him being horrified by that sounds like bad parenting...
Back when I took singing lessons my teacher (who mostly taught kids but I was an adult learner) shared that she often had to veto the songs kids wanted to sing. One in particular that stuck with me was a less than 10 year old who wanted to sing Lady Gaga’s Love Game. Which has the lyric “I wanna take a ride on your disco stick” among other very adult lyrics.
For some reason I Don't Like Mondays was popular with my parents when I was a kid and I remember singing it sometimes. Turns out it's about an actual school shooting and not just disliking Mondays.
Like "pump up kicks" though that's more obvious.
I think "I want to shoot the whole school down" isn't terribly subtle, but Pumped Up Kicks definitely spells it out for you.
It did have a pretty catchy chorus.
Turns out it's about an actual school shooting and not just disliking Mondays.
Back when a school shooting was actually something to write a song about.
OPP. - Naughty By Nature
Yeah you know me!
Mezmerize was one of the first albums I ever owned around age 9. I knew almost every song by heart and would constantly sing along to them in the car. I have a vivid memory of singing this song in particular in the parking lot of the local mall when my dad finally decided to tell me what "cock" meant.
You're telling me Serj wasn't singing about a rooster??!
Edit meant to reply to the thread not your comment.
Ring Around the Rosie
Sweet Transvestite from RHPS lol. My mom played magenta for many years
My sister loved that movie as a kid.
All the Linkin Park songs.
After he hung himself, it all makes sense.
Yeah that one was weird. Like the dude was always singing about being horrifically depressed, and then when he hung himself it was like surprised Pikachu face
In The End, Numb, Crawling, One Step Closer, Runaway, Place for My Head… motherfucker I hadn’t really thought to much about it before
Independence Day by Martina McBride is about murdering an abusive husband by setting the house on fire.
The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia is about murder
Two.
*And his cheating wife had never left town
And that's one body that'll never be found*
Hungry Like the Wolf - Duran Duran
Cum on Feel the Noize
Bobby Brown - Humpin Around
Clarence Carter - Strokin
Afternoon Delight - Starland Vocal Band
I was 5 when it came out.
My Dingaling by Chuck Berry
Wild Thing by Tone Loc
"Tone, let me tell you one thing I need fifty dollars to make you holler, I get paid to do the wild thing"
Next - Too Close
I recall my friends and I singing some of these lyrics when we were 11-12 with zero idea that it's blatantly about a hard dick. The radio channel that played it didn't come in too well where I lived, so we didn't know 99% of the song, only the melody.
When I was a kid, Strokin’ by Clarence Carter was a super popular wedding song (at least where I grew up) and it had a fun line dance so we all knew every word and had no idea what it was about.
Barbie Girl is cool though
Dance Ten, Looks Three from A Chorus Line.
I'll let you look it up. My relatives thought it was hilarious.
It's pretty straightforward but I had to look it up: https://oldtimemusic.com/the-meaning-behind-the-song-dance-ten-looks-three-by-audrey-landers/
It's amusing to me that overview never mentions the rather catchy hook (which was cause to clutch pearls in the era).
The version I grew up with on Youtube. Later versions softened the delivery a bit, but... yeah.
My dad was very irresponsible and taught me "Blind Man's Penis" when I was a kid. Cue the looks of horror on everyone's faces when I sang it out loud... not that I was totally unaware of why!