if this post gets 1024 upvotes, i will post again with twice as wide en passant

If this post gets 1024 upvotes I will shit my pants after eating a KFC 18 piece spicy bucket.

will you show video proof that you did that
- Do I have to?
Upvoted just for you buddy
Do now
- I’m working on it, it takes a bit of preparation to get ready to eat 18 pieces of spicy KFC.
Well this aged poorly
- Actually it's always been a dream of mine to have a bunch of internet randoms watch me shit.
Bad day to be a KFC bucket or pants, let's fucking gooooo

The black pawn just minding his business and then outta nowhere

Boom. Headshot.

At this point, it's a Lemmy userbase metric.

Little-known fact: A 1024-wide en passant is properly called a kibienpassant.

Is a 4-wide a nibble passant?
- I want to nibble your passant

Why do I feel so committed to this?

big number good
number must go up

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Ah, the infamous grain gambit.

fun fact : the angle is now around 3" 26' which is just slightly over ¹/₂₀ of a degree !

Does Lemmy even have enough active users for the next one?

No. The next one will be the last.
- Looking at the top post in this community, I do not believe in a next one
  Edit: I just realized where this comment is at and boy, who did this and how? Is this going viral? In this case, the sky is the limit

This cannot be a legal move

According to Wikipedia, en passant describes the capture by a pawn of an enemy pawn on the same rank and an adjacent file that has just made an initial two-square advance.
According to dictionary.cambridge.org, adjancent means very near, next to, or touching
According to sync, the image is 0.02 MB.
Assuming lemmy.world stores images on floppy disks a diameter of 200mm that have a capacity of 80 kB, floppy disks store information on the entirety of their size, writing data from one side to the other and looping back to the other side when reaching the end of a row(i realized only after i did the math that floppy disks dont work like that) and i didnt make any mistakes in the math i am too lazy to explain in this reply, the distance between pieces is between 7 and 142 mm
142 mm, compared to the distance between stars, is a very short distance, meaning that, in this situation, the en passant is a legal move
- holy hell you did the math
- How can I find out more about this move?
- the en passant is a legal move
  Don't you even know the rules of chess? En passant is not just legal, it is forced.
It's only legal if you have enough boards
It might not be legal for you and me but it's for sure legal for the ruling class
It violates the principle of locality, and therefore the speed of light as the highest speed allowed in the universe.
Therefore, this truly does violate a law of nature, and is therefore illegal.
It is actually forced

The image has like two pixels per square now

Just over 6 pixels/square

This is getting out of hand.

Oh Shit, here we go again.

See you on the front page
- Yea, Please do it lemmy

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We can still do it folks

holy too thin to tap on!

I’m on my phone. I don’t even know what’s going on here.

Witnessing history

not particularly important history, just history. Like mildew in the shower, so are the days of our lives.

Tf is going on here

ಥ_ಥ

You ever hear an old story about rice on a chessboard?
- Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
- Well, but that's not it...
  https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/En_passant
Hey-o purple man

Need 408 more upvotes

En passant par là, j'ai vu le pion noir se faire manger.

I need this in my life. I am not yet ready to give up. I grew accustomed to this. Let's make it happen! We're all tech people, we know we can just upvote this post the way it needs to be. Its not nice, noone likes to press the trigger on dying deer we just hit with our car, but someone has to do it. The suffering introduced is greater if the trigger is not pressed. Do the right thing.

20 votes to go!!

Edit: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLL

This is epic

Holy hell

Gonna try and get some friends onto Lemmy, so this can get to the next goal.

DOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIT!

Yayyyyy, we've done it!!!

67 upvotes left, it's gonna happen!

4 to go, cmon guys

6 votes!