I mean, in a certain other furniture store, they put up items for viewing and then nearby there's boxes of the item, which is what you're supposed to take...
Looks like a similar case here. Most dishware is sold in sets, so it's just floor models to show the options.
You want it? It's yours my friend, as long as you have enough rubies.
What am I, the Maharaja of Pookajee?
I'll take this bomb
Sorry NorthWestWind, I can't give credit.
Come back when you're a little ...mmmmmhhhhh richer!
"Sweet deal."
I would leave immediately and remain offended permanently.
I would at least consider going to a cashier and saying "I love this, it is mine." Maybe making that joke to anyone I'm with.
Realistically though, I would not follow through and not do anything.
A sign that appears to explain how shopping works
Shopping involves payment and here they clearly say I can just take it, it's mine. I need to go to the checkout so they can track what they give away. If it's too heavy, someone from the store will help me carry it.
The sales associate will explain money to you.
If it's mine then I don't have to pay for it
It'd be mildly amusing to walk to the front and demand they tell you why they have all your stuff for sale on their shelves.
Last time I did that they threatened to call the cops.
Any item, eh? Take the sign.
Oooooh. Guys, I'm so embarrassed... I've been paying for stuff at the front.
That's where the poors pay for things
Algorithms work in real life, too.
This is just standard enshitification.
When you work any sort of sales job, they will teach you a key point is "asking for the sale"--this is just a sign doing that job.
"Carls Jr finds you to be a terrible mother!"
STOP BROWSING AND GIVE US MONEY, GODDAMMIT
I loved your mom, yet she was not mine. I wanted to take that hot item and check her out. I even asked an associate for assistance, yet she was still not mine. C’est la vie.
So I headed to the home improvement section and found contentment with a metallurgically deficient tool.
Instructions unclear, have started to overthrow the government.
This changes everything
They thought the Amazon shop take it and leave model was going to catch on and got worried I guess
Awww, $20, I wanted a ceramic bowl.
This is how I pick up crumbs.
