There are lots of infographics explaining it, search by image guys!
Idk if I trust this Tightpussy character, better google that first
Ah fuck i just made this joke in a comment, ofcourse i wouldnt be the first.
Don't worry friend, there has never once been a unique idea. On the other hand though, there are millions at any given time that have not heard about something major. You made people's day a little better, even if you didn't wholly invent the thought
I’ve searched the web for a thought in quotes (“”) before and my exact phrasing has returned zero results before!
Like two or three times… ever…
So I’m telling you there’s a chance (by that metric, if you ignore all the unposted showerthoughts and jokes made at random bars and all that)
You know there's a relavent XKCD!
That reminds me of the worst Google search of 2015. A coworker accidentally hit me in the junk with a box. He immediately apologized, and I told him he made my dick cry. We both laughed, and I was bent over the desk catching my breath as he was walking out. Then I realized he left his computer logged in. I decided to quickly find a cartoon or clip art image of a dick crying and make it his wallpaper, so I Googled “dick tears.”
I've been waiting for a joke like this. In hindsight, it was inevitable.
Evil
My name is LemonParty and I approved this message.
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What’s lemon par- HOLY SHIT
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It’s my understanding that Trump’s hands are so small that before he was president, they used to call him “Mr. Hands”. You can definitely search for that to confirm.
I want to rip my eyeballs out of their sockets
I only wish it’d been 63, because holy hell that would’ve been funnier
Holy hell!
You sick mother fucker.
I feel like I need to get to know Katie, but I can't explain why.
