Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world Sascamooch @lemmy.sascamooch.com 1y ago

Who will win the 2024 US Presidential Election? WRONG ANSWERS ONLY!

I know politics can be a very contentious topic, so why don't we try and lighten the mood a bit?

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I wasnt thinking about running but I possibly got a pretty good shot
- So you're a multimillionaire? ^^
  
  Hadn't thought about being a multimillionaire either but sounds fun maybe I'll do that too
- What is your stance on legalizing dank memes?
  
  I won't rest until recreational use of dank memes are legalized
- I'd vote for you
  
  Thanks. You're the key demographic I'm after
I'm betting big that the voters will suffer a massive defeat
- I'd bet my left nut on that
  
  Double or nothing?
Bernie sanders
Remember the Rent is Too Damn High guy? I think this is his year.
- Would legit love seeing someone like that in the presidency. Someone who is 100% 'Fuck the corporations'.
- Mitt Romney?
Kanye obviously
Putin
- They said wrong answers
- You think he'd be re-elected?
the "ancient aliens" guy
Obama
- Nah my bet is on Barry Nana who looks curiously like Obama but with a mustache and glasses on.
VOTE FOR HYPNOTOAD 2024
- The only candidate that can save us from Nixon's new robot body.
- On a related note, does anyone know how to embed images in Jerboa?
Comrade Karl Marx.
The Hamburglar. I find his platform of a burger taxes to be pretty compelling. Also the fact he's honest about his intentions to steal burgers goes a long way in demonstrating he isn't like other politicians.
- 💀
Pinarayi Vijayan
Blahaj the cutest shonk president the world will ever see.
I was gonna say Vermin Supreme, but then you said wrong answers only, so now I'm stumped.
Austin Powers baaabbbbyyyy
It's finally time for Vermin Supreme to reign supreme. Ponies for everyone is what this nation needs.
Hunter Biden’s laptop
We all will, by having a worthy president.
There will be no election! Giant asteroid sending us back to the stone age

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