Microplastics found in every human testicle in study

So the pee isn't stored in the balls, but the microplastics are

They say every, but no one's checked mine yet.

We've obviously seen a lot of studies about the proliferation of microplastics. They seem to be in practically everything and everyone to an almost cellular level. Are there any modern studies or even just hypotheses for what the actual effects are? Has it just not been long enough for us to gather data?

Big oil has literally attacked our nuts.

This is true. I had mine tested, and there was one of my testicles that had way more microplastics than the other two.

So should i recycle my sperm instead of flushing it?

So can we call them plasticles now?

We really have sacrificed our species atop the fire of industry.

Yeah suck out all of my microplastics stepsister 😏

Balls of plastic. Descended from balls of steel 💪

If you can't spread your sperm, spread awareness about microplastics.

Oh yeah? Well, study thi...oh...

Wait. Both left and right?

Are they all speckled & colorful like in that thumbnail stock photo?

The human testicles had a plastic concentration almost three times higher than that found in the dog testes: 330 micrograms per gram of tissue compared with 123 micrograms. Polyethylene, used in plastic bags and bottles, was the most common microplastic found, followed by PVC.

So my balls are to 1/3 made of plastic?

Jokes on you, I don't have testicles.

If they looked all colorful like confetti when it came out like in the pic I might be ok with it lol

Its all in the way we wrap it, all in the way we wrap it

Where’s a good place to buy organic testicles then?

guess i gotta take them off then

Rubber balls and liquor.

I have macro plastics in mine

Is that how polyester girls are created?

All by design. The powers that be want to limit the world population. Slow kill is a tool.

BTW, in testicles like sperm? Or somehow melded to the organs?

Wingus and the ping pong boys attack again

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