Beverly, please seek help
Beverly, please seek help
These are all apparently real titles to real trash romance novels.
Follow up: Can a candle based ghostly gangbang be considered romantic?
At this point I dare say all y’all are more into ghost fucking than Beverly ever was.
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Do you guys think these are the actual author's names or are these books written by ghostwriters?
I'll see myself out.
13 0 ReplyI believe the proper term is boo-donym.
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I don't know if 'penetrated' is the right word.
'Enveloped by?' I mean that doesn't sell the sex part, but there was clearly no penetration going on here.
Dude looks like he came off a harlequin romance cover but can't fuck with a penis.
9 0 ReplyEach spectre has their own attributes.
8 0 ReplyWhere do you think the candle was during all this?
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Why seek help? Beverly's out there living her best life and y'all are just kink-shaming.
9 0 ReplyDon't knock it 'til you try it. Even Jack's met someone of the spectral persuasion.
3 0 ReplyWeird part is .... they are both about the same age in their mid 30s in that image.
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Personally I prefer Pounded Up the Butt by the Secret Space Candle Ghost
7 0 ReplyLacks nuance, but you know what you're in for.
7 0 ReplyIt was written by a two time Hugo nominee!
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Ahh Dr. Tingle
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7 0 ReplyThese things really do write themselves.
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Just one more reason that I wish I was a ghost.
5 0 ReplyYou're missin' out, man.
An edit from last year.
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