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I don't get it
- The cocktail made of orange juice and vodka is called a screwdriver
  
  Replace the vodka with champaign and it's called a Mimosa and it's fancy.
  
  Also the new Craftsman tools are nowhere as good as the original stuff.
  I call it Crapsman tools
  
  In Germany we just call this Vodka-O.
Hardcore boomer humor
- Good boomer humor
unpopular opinion: A drink that's just booze and juice doesn't deserve a fancy name.
Where I come from, it's called Vodka Orange, or Vodka-O.
- I'm a firm believer in that it's not a cocktail unless it has three or more ingredients.
  
  That's what the ice is for.
- I'm guessing German rural areas?
  Other notable mentions:
  Vodka-Bull
  Jäger-Bull
  Jacky-Cola
  Gin-Tonic (more common everywhere)
- I call it orange vod-juice-ka
  
  I call it breakfast
- We literally just call it vodka juice
It took me waaaaay too embarrassingly long to get this.
The joke was on me because I had auto-rotate on my phone.
Has anyone else ever came to the realization that the screwing being driven by vodka+orange juice isn't related to construction? 😏
I had to think about it before I got it. Gosh, I remember when I was a hardcore (24/7 drunk) alky and that was how I drank. There had to be so much sugar in my OJ that I was killing myself almost as much from that as from the booze.
Relevant Ryan George
One screwdriver please
- Is this the Bartender remake or whatever? Loved the first one.
How many times was this image screenshoted and recompressed?

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