Congrats!

Wow that was fast

And the expense reports are a must

Cheesy Mac ( the microwave shit) is not Mac n cheese

Just throw on the hazard lights. Double turn signals, do whatever you want.

I just hope it's girthy enough to kill him

Basically stuff that gets processed beyond adding simple ingredients like sugar, oil and salt.

https://www.heartandstroke.ca/articles/what-is-ultra-processed-food

Winco FTW

I'm the same way. It's funny seeing people's reactions when I "turn it on"

Ah I have to use Windows for work and that's the source of most of my compression needs. Thanks for the info though, I'll look into this

From a very peculiar person it seems

In that case, which file type would you recommend?

....And I would walk 500 miles

Dueling peaks!

I've noticed that everywhere I've worked I have connected with a person like that, for better or worse. I'm really bad at the people part of things but great at technical stuff. Unfortunately for the non people savvy it's hard to distinguish who is trying to use you vs who really wants to team up with you and help you as well as themselves... Yes Apple needed a Jobs to sell themselves, but it seems Jobs viewed Woz as an end to a goal, and not the partner/ human being who helped him get there.

Yep. We've got me a technical guy who loves deep diving in theory and understanding the why of everything, and a smooth talking ex-Navy guy who is good at thinking on his feet and has great mechanical acumen. Last but not least, we have the guy who uses a sick day whenever there's work scheduled, and then shows up the next day and goes on some libertarian rant about how any progress we've made since the 19th century is a sign of our country going down the toilet. Dream team baby

Bragging about paying a porn star for sex while your wife is at home nursing your newborn is a helluva power move. I wonder why more people don't do it?

Wow that's wild, my only experience with that tingling feeling is testing 9V batteries with my tongue. I've had a healthy fear of electricity and always LOTO at work, so I'm hoping it stays that way.

As an American, I would definitely use poorly in this context. But since it seems they're an English speaker learning French, I think it makes sense to say badly. It's a more direct translation for mal, the word they're learning

Or the cartilage got damaged/destroyed and it's bone rubbing on bone