Distro's depicted as vehicles

I run Debian btw

Found the financial advisor.

I also run Debian, btw.

Arch is a Vauxhall Novana

Nah, Arch is the reliant robin: it's minimal, requires constant maintenance, and while it might flip in a corner, it's pretty easy to get out and flip it back up ( it's a really good learning and training opportunity)

None of the owners race cars

Now that's not true, I've been known to s- whispering, clearing throat my council has informed me that I should end this statement without any further detail.

Cute I thought the headlights and plate looked like a face so I made some changes. https://imgur.com/a/nPXRRzP
I was not sure whether to add the eye brows or not.

Nah Linux Mint is a Kia Ceed.

Ubuntu is a Ford Focus, they successfully stole the volvo estate market (Debian). The car was fun, good value and very practical. It was everywhere. Then Ford started increasing the size, weight, price, etc.. killing the point of the Focus.

So along comes Kia trying to make a competitor in the Ceed.

In theory the Ceed is a great car, its super cheap, lots of cabin space, nippy, the inside has every modern convenance, but....

• It plays engine noises via speakers that aren't aligned with what you are doing
• The boot space is rubbish, so 5 people can happily travel in the car you barely fit a suitcase in it
• There is an steering sensitivity button that stays on at 70 MPH with no indication on the display
• A Vauxhall Nova just out accelerated you

Your left wondering why anyone is bothering with hot hatchbacks these days as you climb into your volvo

More like https://i.imgur.com/UhC0g18.jpeg

A company sprinter

It was the first distro I installed on my laptop and actually daily drived, it looks cool and the feels good to use

And since almost nobody around me uses linux it gives a very good image with how clean it looks

Never seriously... I only experimented with it in a VM. I know it's not against the GPL, but they way they rebrand existing things and then add licenses to them just feels scummy to me...

It runs my laser cutter for my business 3 years and still running on a dual core industral pc with no fans. Its pretty good

I have it installed on several old laptops/Chromebooks. It's cute, but it's not really performing how it bragged it would... Gonna have to find something leaner....

I use Zorin as my daily driver for almost 4 years now.
Ask me anything.

I work in a computer shop and we put Zorin on machines for some instances, like if it's a old/low performance machine or if the customer is trying to stick to a strict budget. We haven't had any come back, and people seem to like it.

Reliable as fuck while doing all the heavy lifting for everybody downstream? Sounds right

Nah, I'm Debian user and that's a fucking solid depiction of Debian.

It's not fancy, it's not pretty, it has no bells and whistles, but it's God damn workhorse and it'll keep on trucking no matter what you do to it.

Only one that can do a hard day's work without breaking down.

What? Too fast?

There is no shame in being compared to a Massey.

Ukrainian Farmers are terrifying.

Probably a Prius V. Kinda good at most normal things.

I wouldn't say Mint is that underground tbh

I prefer Torvalds myself

The season special will be wild.

That license plate is Cyrillic, but it isn't a recent, non-specialised Russian one. Both Greece and Russia use Latin homoglyphs (that is, letters of theirs that look like the Latin alphabet) on their plates so that tourists more familiar with the Latin alphabet can read license plates.

This plate has a Ц, which isn't in that list.

Which leads me to wonder where it's actually from. Specialist Russian or one of the old SSRs, maybe?

2011*

(I actually had one!)

Yeah, what the fuck is with the depiction of Zorin here? Someone really got wowed by that plasma theme, eh?

My first thought was: So Slackware works very well but is ugly as hell?

Gentoo. Good idea on paper, takes a lot of time to get ready for arguable benefits

Linux From Scratch. They started it, but never figured out how to finish it and get it fully working.

I had a 2cv. I still miss it. I don't miss slack

How?

I feel like Arch is a Jeep.

Jackie's arch?

Here is it

A cargo ship... because alpine is useful for docker containers

probably a kit car, or the underlying platform of something bigger than a car.

It's a vespa.

Gento is a shipping container full of car parts, with an Ikea screwdriver zip tied to the door.

There's probably a race car you could build in there... somewhere... eventually.

Bicycles are the opposite of "alot" of work. They're so simple that even a complete newbie can work on them without much knowledge or experience. I literally build my own bike from the frame up with like 0 mechanical knowledge, but I couldn't get Gentoo installed despite using computers for decades.