Artificial prey animals
Artificial prey animals
Reddit thread I got this from: https://old.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/1bomeku/artificial_prey_animals/
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"twitterinas" pfft
I don't think very many people espouse this view. Like what 10 vegans ever.
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You have any idea about how much noise can 10 vegans make?
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Yeah, the thread is funny but I'm pretty tired of people just making shit up about DiScOuRsE. If this is such a big issue they probably could have linked to one person making the argument.
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In the future, please reupload instead of linking to reddit image hosting - not because of any association with "the other site," but because they fucking refuse to serve a bare image file.
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I tried to, Lemmy said the image is too large
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Not good enough, Tumblr.
Have the meat-robot rise up and follow the tiger around.
Case A. The meat-robot plays back recorded sounds of dying tigers. Day and night, the robot follows the tiger and makes those sounds. Every time the tiger kills, it gets a new dying-tiger-robot with scraps of rotting meat on it, following them around. Eventually the tiger dies half-insane from lack of sleep in the midst of a horde of howling robots, the vengeful ghosts of its former kills. That's the bad ending.
Case B. The meat-robot plays back recorded sounds of a mewling tiger cub. At first the tiger cub-robot is clumsy and helpless but it still follows the tiger around. Over time the robot-tiger becomes stronger, and mewls less. Eventually it's able to help its tiger (only one robot per tiger.) If the tiger gets sick, the robot-tiger diagnoses it and cures it. Eventually when the tiger gets old, the robot-tiger cares for it and comforts it in its old age. That's the good ending.
Case C. After the tiger has fed and rested, the meat-tiger assesses the tiger's strength, and fights it with an equal set of abilities. To defeat it, the tiger has to improve its current abilities. If the tiger loses, it is killed. If the tiger wins, then the robot-tiger merges with the tiger to become an android tiger. Every time the tiger kills its prey, it fights a robot-tiger and either dies or becomes a stronger android tiger. If it survives long enough, it becomes a Godzilla-level superbeast that roams the continents and rules over all living creatures. That's the neutral ending.
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Don't be weird about this perfectly normal post.
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No no. This is wild creativity, let it flow. It might be a movie one day
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I thought Napoleon dynamite was just a movie. Turns out it was a documentary about your life?
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Do you want Terminator leopards? Because this is how you get terminator leopards
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Always glad to see a Cave Johnson reference
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That’s not that far different from cat toys that dispense treats when hit. I’m sure tigers and wolves would soon get used to it.
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We shall teach all creatures, the concept of ick. For the lolz
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I mean who wouldn't watch that video if someone actually went to the effort to test this