I switched from Xbox 360 controllers to PS5 controllers (on pc). They weigh at least twice as much and the battery maybe lasts 4 hours if you're lucky.

Christ. He's got a bold vision to be not quite as progressive as Scotland already is.

I tried to replay resident evil 1 on my mini PSX. It's hard! I remember speedrunning it as a child but I kept getting munched by the first zombie

After all that he still thinks the party has a divine right to rule.

Every scene ended with Aquaman taking his shirt off. Where did he get all the shirts??

I mean what else are you meant to say? "We'll change our policy based on the whims of one millionaire"

Whaaattttt hahahah is there a recording of this?

But now they can't leave Dubai, right?

That's so funny, I was thinking "they made more than two??"

a report that exposed a “hierarchy of racism” within the party

Diane Abbott was suspended:

After she appeared to claim that Irish, Jewish and Traveller people were subjected to differing levels of racism.

This guy has scurvy ☝️

If I get an email that says "it's easier to discuss in person" I am DEFINITELY writing that shit down.

I hear that the gen Zs are just skipping salutations these days.

I tend to go with "hi firstName"

So hang on, this is an official labour inquiry which came to the exact conclusion that Diane Abbott was suspended for a year later? It has to be deliberate at this point.

This is the same Atos which is currently sponsoring the Euros? Those guys are having cashflow issues?

Context because I didn't watch panorama https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cp6643jd8nwo

Did you charge it back through your bank? Very easy to do in the UK at least

My SGP vote is staying firmly with SGP.

I legitimately thought that was macho man for a second

Pro tip, if this happens to you split your tickets up into smaller chunks! It has two effects:

One is that you will see progress from one sprint to the next, even if it's 1 story point at a time.

It also has a psychological effect! If you're like me you will avoid the huge, nebulous tasks. But if it's something manageable with a defined start and end, you will do it. You could probably even schedule it.