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I’m sure this is satire from context, but it wouldn’t shock me if he did this segement
He's had it rough since he had to stop jacking off to M&Ms
He can still do that! Just ask one of the image AIs for sexy anthropomorphic candies
Look would you rather he be doing his “job” or ogling the green M&M?
You make an excellent point.
Dude just needs a chastity kink like the rest of us
Just be into getting beaten by an electrified chain like normal people
He can jack off to russian potatoes.
You're just part of the hairy butthole worm agenda!
No I’m a part of the waxed and clean butthole agenda
Prove it!
Sounds painful, and what about bleaching then?
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