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Yeah, but which one will make women think my penis is huge?
28 0 ReplyFront one, dude
22 0 ReplyA truck like the front one is driven by someone with nothing to prove.
13 0 ReplyYou're right! It's true! Little cars make penises look bigger based on relative sizes!
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Given the stereotype, I guess the tiny truck?
4 0 ReplyEver wonder why this thing can only go 55 MPH? Yup, my Magnum dong! Nothing slows down a truck like moving around that hunk of meat, let me tell you! Now about our date.
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Because your dick is always a ratio of your car size
1 0 Replyinverse ratio
3 0 ReplyWhy don't we have ratios for other things besides dick size though?
1 0 ReplyBank account
Rudeness
Self insecurity
Here you go with a few
1 0 ReplyNah those things are too wishy washy, bank account I can kinda understand but there's a lot of rich dumb cunts, just look at Trump
1 0 ReplyYep inherited wealth lasts just as long
Anyway he's not my problem I live somewhere else. I still cringe though when he opens his mouth.
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