The U.S. is making more seizures of illegal eggs than fentanyl at its Canadian and Mexican borders
The U.S. is making more seizures of illegal eggs than fentanyl at its Canadian and Mexican borders
Since October, U.S. customs officers have made 3,768 seizures of bird and poultry-related products, including eggs, compared to 352 fentanyl seizures.
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Why does the US have high egg prices, but Canada and Mexico do not?
I imagine the US standard of shoving antibiotics into the chickens instead of vaccinating them probably doesn't help
The eggs are woke
Damn transgenic eggs
*yolk
Didn't you get the memo? Woke is out, DEI is in
Those eggs were DEI hires!!
Given that egg is actually a term used in some suitable contexts, it probably will be a dangerous word soon.
First they came for Enola Gay...
First they came for Enola Gay...
That is brilliant. The caveat is that anyone that understands the reference, significance, and warning probably is already on the right side. It will go right over the heads of the ones that are the problem.
The Enola Gay was on the front page of BBC yesterday.
You ever wondered how 90%* of chickens in the US are female? Almost half of them are transgender!
*not the real number, it's (un?)surprisingly hard to find.
Well it's because male chicks are all wholesale slaughtered in big grinders.
Fun fact- technology exists to sex the eggs rather than the chicks but it's a little more expensive so we have baby chicken grinders instead.
Some countries have mandated this, but they are a minority:
They think they can just hatch and get free meals!
Because there is a big bird flu in USA and it is being mismanaged by a government of idiots who rather insult every one.
capitalism.
You'ld be surprised how scarce something like eggs can get in a state-run economy, too...
Or sugar. Or gasoline. Or butter. Or meat. Or passports.