You're crying now
I regret everything
Wholesome Warlock Origins
You saw nothing
It's a deal
You don't get between a barbarian and their drink
"Oh the stories I could tell you, many of them true"
"Fifteen coins, little man, put that shit in my hand"
I've yet to meet a third
Fuckin nerds
I will preserve all the things
My next character will be a Swamp Dancer
Which studio do we bully to get this made?
Spice things up with a panic attack
When you apply your spell list to... other situations.
Ba-cawk!
Not everything has to make sense
Ca...can I just roll for it?
Two sides of the same horrific coin
Pearl of Power clenched in his cheeks
