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What do bees say in the summer?

What is green, looks like grass and has wheels?

Why don't they put advertisements on the Hulk?

I get upset when people say age is only a number.......

Ik kwam laatst een obsessieve verzamelaar van insectenschermen voor in- en uitgangen tegen.

When I worked at Medieval Times

I Was Walking Around The Farm Without My Glasses When I Fell Into A Deep Hole Filled With Water

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What was the most popular American Dance in 1776?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey horse." The horse says, "Buddy you read my mind."

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I hate how they go down but come right back up again, over and over.

Ivan survived because he was a strong man and used to hardships.

It doesn't seem fair to me that mothers have two special days during the year and fathers have only one.

My pet pig developed a rash, hopefully the oinkment prescribed by the veterinarian works.

I Have A Pet Termite Named 'Clint'

Why was the janitor late for his appointment? Because he over-swept.

I found a wallet containing a nice sum of money.

I saw a guy carrying a stack of board games in my neighborhood today