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Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 18th May 2025
  • So those safety pins that were a thing for a minute were AI Safety pins all along.

  • Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 18th May 2025
  • So I picked up Bender and Hanna's new book just now at the bookseller's and saw four other books dragging AI.

    Feeling very bullish on sneer futures.

  • If AI is so good at coding … where are the open source contributions?
  • Someone ought to tell him that they'll sue him using ChatGPT (in the most smug possible manner)

  • Derek Smart unveils ACE Platform, a multi-blockchain ‘virtual town hall of engagement opportunities’ | Massively Overpowered
  • It looked neat! Alas, it refused to run for more than 15 minutes at a time on ye olde Compaq lol

  • Theranos: First Blood Part II
  • I'm reaching for a big stick whenever "human" and "optimization" show up in the same sales pitch.

  • Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 11th May 2025
  • No, no, the Gays are fine actually. What I really hate is ketchup.

    --God, probably

  • Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 11th May 2025
  • What if we throw the CEO into a peat bog when the company underperforms?

  • Christopher Pelkey — AI ‘victim testimony’ from beyond the grave
  • Take heart, bud. There have always been grifters, this is just the newest iteration.

  • Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 11th May 2025
  • Prioritizing spending on GenAI over spending on security.

    lol, lmao even.

    Security folks are going to feast this decade, aren't they?

  • Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 11th May 2025
  • @YourNetworkIsHaunted@awful.systems writes about how tech authoritarians believe that their adversaries are NPCs at their own peril.

    ...There are no NPCs, and if you continue to insist that there are then those people will happily drag your enlightened philosopher-king to the National Razor for an uncomfortably close shave as soon as they find the opportunity.

    The whole post can be read at the og sneeratorium and is very edifying:

    https://old.reddit.com/r/SneerClub/comments/1kgsymn/scott_siskind_true_moldbuggianism_has_never_been/mr1inmq/

  • OpenAI scuttles for-profit transformation
  • This kills the OpenAI doesn't it? Im out at town at the moment so i cant easily check, I seem to recall that a large part of their existing investment rounds convert to debt if they can't reorganize.

  • Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 11th May 2025
  • Whoops, thanks for the heads up! They got me good

  • Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 11th May 2025
  • Satire-brackets-questionmark is a whole industry now, isn't it?

  • The TESCREAL bundle: Eugenics and the promise of utopia through artificial general intelligence

    By Timnit Gebru and Emile P. Torres

    Pro-tier sneers by seasoned veterans, get em while they're hot!

    Edit: I am reliably informed that it is no longer hot.

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    rpg.net gets caught being unfathomably based (2018)
    wandering.shop David Croyle (@croyle@wandering.shop)

    Attached: 1 image Good move from the mods at rpg.net! Even more relevant today than when it happened in 2018. #uspol #ttrpg #rpg #gaming #resist #humanity #GoodVsEvil

    David Croyle (@croyle@wandering.shop)

    From the Uplifting News Department, an event that was brought to our attention by Wandering.shop member David Croyle. Specifically, that time that the administrators of rpg.net bluntly declared that their website is officially a No Nazis Bar.

    There were no follow-up questions: https://wandering.shop/@croyle/113980700961699526

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    Nashville Developer Makes RealPage, but for Renters
    web.archive.org Rent prices drop 6% in Nashville

    Posted in r/nashville by u/Crafty_Barracuda7720 • 195 points and 55 comments

    Rent prices drop 6% in Nashville

    Looks like a local boy did good.

    I linked the /r/nashville post since it has a good description of the website. Users can see a history of rent prices for a given property and its neighbors, which gives some leverage in negotiations. For more context, local rent prices are down 6% from highs.

    I'm curious to see if it takes off, and how robust it is against adversarial tactics like bogus reports and nuisance lawsuits.

    EDIT: Fixed "Blocked" issue by linking to archive

    EDIT2: Also linked to the correct archive page

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    The System is Borked, We Need an Upgrade

    Rojava has built what seems like a robust, equitable, bullshit-resistant mutual aid system in the face of incredible resistance. The idea of a system that can be an autonomous administration in some areas while operating--possibly legally--in parallel with a nation-state government in others is something I find very appealing.

    I'm having a hard time understanding how the underlying system works in detail. I think this is largely due to a language barrier.

    Any recommendations for Bookchin/Öcalan type reading for beginners? I've procrastinated on it because I hate reading theory (and it's always embarrassing to need hand holding at my age), but needs must. I haven't had much luck turning up English language stuff that lays out how the system works in a way I could share with a casual observer.

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    Salesforce invites a horse into the hospital
    sfstandard.com Comedian John Mulaney roasts SF techies at Dreamforce

    "Let me get this straight," he said. "You're hosting a 'future of AI' event in a city that has failed humanity so miserably?"

    Comedian John Mulaney roasts SF techies at Dreamforce

    John Mulaney gets paid by prompt fondlers to tell jokes at a party. He spends 45 minutes telling them that they are idiots, which is nice.

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    gizmodo.com Oklahoma, Alabama Now Have AI-Powered Vending Machines That Sell Bullets

    In a questionable new trend, supermarkets in the South now seem to be selling bullets right out of a dispenser.

    Oklahoma, Alabama Now Have AI-Powered Vending Machines That Sell Bullets

    When you think MURDER, think MARCUS MUNITIONS!

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    A Story in Two Pictures, Or Solidity? Why Worry!
    wandering.shop memes (🎂 1 year!) (@memes@wetdry.world)

    Attached: 2 images a story in two pics

    memes (🎂 1 year!) (@memes@wetdry.world)

    (Found by way of @cstross@wandering.shop)

    !

    Tweet 1 - Oct 19, 2023:

    I'm sorry but if you're paying $200k for a smart contract engineer you're ngmi

    "no, the smart contract needs to be perfect and audited" bro hit $100k in daily volume then worry about it being perfect

    !

    Tweet 2 - Jun 5, 2024:

    tldr; got $40k drained just now

    i was submitting OP retro grants app. had to make github repo public for a sec. forgot i had my secret key in there (cuz i'm quite literally retarded, my IQ is 26). got drained of everything.

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    o7___o7 o7___o7 @awful.systems

    [redacted] enthusiast, robot combat enjoyer, distressingly Appalachian, father of ninjas

    Posts 8
    Comments 748