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  • https://www.1x.tech/neo

    Oh look, my delivery from the Nightmare Factory arrived!

    Seriously tho, thats not a "tendon," that's a nylon rope on a pulley, and thats not a robot, thats some kind of skinny feller in knitted gimp suit. This is just insulting.

    Also, imagine the factorial number of germs it would absorb from scrubbing the toilet. You'd need to invent some kind of new branch of farticle physics to describe the bacterial load that thing would develop. Do you suppose that it takes off its own skin to wash ala Hooty from The Owl House?

    Edit: orange site loves it https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=45736457

    Wsj reviewed it, looks nothing like the ad imo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3c4mQty_so

  • In my day people were ashamed of being mad in the newspaper.

  • I'm only surprised that they're so goddamned lazy.

  • Damn right. He needs to quit, he's the one who sucks.

    The fash don't have magic doodoo fingers that obligate decent people to surrender every time they touch something we like, and we should never concede as if they do.

  • When I steal the trickle-down lying machine, it's called a "piss take."

  • Like a restaurant that is a money laundering front for the mafia. You're not supposed to actually eat there, ya know?

  • It's been a long time since I opened a website and sincerely whispered "cool."

  • Today's internet feels like an endless episode of that game they play in Waiting... where the back-of-house staff trick each other into looking at their balls, but instead of balls it's AI cults.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waiting..._(film)

  • Yes, but I wouldn't say that to someone I want to still like me after.

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