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Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 24th November 2024
  • prediction 1: he dies halfway through. funniest way would be another pandemic gets him

    I'm anticipating an Elvis re-enactment.

  • Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 24th November 2024
  • I hear you. I should clarify, because I didn't do a good job of saying why those things bothered me and nerd-vented instead. I understand that an author doesn't necessarily believe the things used as plot devices in their books. Blindsight a horror/speculative fiction book that asks "what if these horrible things were true" and works out the consequences in an entertaining way. And, no doubt there's absolutely a place for horror in spec fic, but Blindsight just feels off. I think @Soyweiser explained the vibes better than I did. Watts isn't a bad guy. Maybe it's just me. To me, it feels less Hellraiser and more Human Centipede i.e. here's a lurid idea that would be tremendously awful in reality, now buckle up and let's see how it goes to an uncomfortable extent. That's probably just a matter of taste, though.

    Unfortunately, the kind of people who read these books don't get that, because media literacy is dead. Everyone I've heard from (online) seems to think that it is saying big deep things that should be taken seriously. It surfaces in discussions about whether or not ChatGPT is "alive" and how it might be alive in a way different from us. Eric Schmidt's recent insane ramblings about LLMs being an "alien intelligence," which don't call Blindsight out directly, certainly resonate the same way.

    Maybe I'm being unfair, but it all just goes right up my back.

  • Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 24th November 2024
  • Oh man where to begin. For starters:

    • Sentience is overrated
    • All communication is manipulative
    • Assumes intelligence has a "value" and that it stacks like a Borderlands damage buff
    • Superintelligence operates in the world like the chaos god Tzeench from WH40K. Humans can't win, because all events are "just as planned"
    • Humanity is therefore gormless and helpless in the face of superintelligence

    It just feeds right into all of the TESCREAL nonsense, particularly those parts that devalue the human part of humanity.

  • Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 24th November 2024
  • Peter Watts's Blindsight is a potent vector for brain worms.

  • Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 24th November 2024
  • oh no, nothing is protecting us, you're 100% right there. Eating food is about to become a much more dicey proposition.

    It is still safe to assume that the ghouls who run Pfizer and ConAgra will bend their resources to protecting the bag from a disposable nutjob.

  • On “Safe” C++: An Odyssey of Sneers
  • It's like an old-timey quilt. You have to build in an imperfection to show humility.

  • Ed Zitron yelling abuse at CEOs for twenty-three minutes
  • I did not expect Ed to have such a great stage presence. a++ would get mad again

  • Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 24th November 2024
  • Hot Take: the damage from RFK Jr will be limited by the fact that he's messing with the money for several large industries, particularly agriculture and pharmaceuticals. They have bottomless pockets and aren't afraid to bribe the bribable. There will be damage, but he'll be crushed like a bug in the end.

    Also, he clearly annoys the orange guy, can offer him nothing in return now that the election is over, and has already been the victim of a ritual humiliation (e.g. being forced to partake in a McDonald's meal for the camera), which is the first sign of a Trump guy being de-emphasized.

  • Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 24th November 2024
  • gentlemen, this means war

    -me imagining myself paying to sit through that

  • NSFW
    The "second" "law" of "infodynamics"
  • Seems a bit like Sovereign Citizen stuff, but for physics. The author is using these symbols as occult instruments in the same way as SovCits use legal terms.

  • Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 24th November 2024
  • Effective Altruism Declares War on the Entire State of Louisiana

  • Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 24th November 2024
  • If you're in the mood for a novel that dunks on these nerds, I highly recommend Jason Pargin's If This Book Exists, You're in the Wrong Universe.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/If_This_Book_Exists,_You're_in_the_Wrong_Universe

  • Bloke behind Helix Bitcoin launderette jailed for three years, hands over $400M
  • However, his younger brother Gary managed to access a seized cryptocurrency storage device using his brother's credentials and stole more than 712 Bitcoin. He then rather foolishly went on a spending spree, being photographed in a bath full of money and buying a luxury condo in Cleveland. In 2023 he was sentenced to four years and three months in prison for the theft.

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  • Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 17th November 2024
  • Whuffie, but worse

    also, I thought these guys loved The Culture...

  • Looking for suggestions
  • Hell yeah. Got a chuckle out of me, thank you for your service! o7

  • Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 17th November 2024
  • You know shit's about to get real when the walmart greeter turns off her body cam.

  • Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 17th November 2024
  • wikipedia picture of austin allegro steering wheel. It is square with deeply rounded corners.

    absolutely delightful

  • Nashville Developer Makes RealPage, but for Renters
    web.archive.org Rent prices drop 6% in Nashville

    Posted in r/nashville by u/Crafty_Barracuda7720 • 195 points and 55 comments

    Looks like a local boy did good.

    I linked the /r/nashville post since it has a good description of the website. Users can see a history of rent prices for a given property and its neighbors, which gives some leverage in negotiations. For more context, local rent prices are down 6% from highs.

    I'm curious to see if it takes off, and how robust it is against adversarial tactics like bogus reports and nuisance lawsuits.

    EDIT: Fixed "Blocked" issue by linking to archive

    EDIT2: Also linked to the correct archive page

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    The System is Borked, We Need an Upgrade

    Rojava has built what seems like a robust, equitable, bullshit-resistant mutual aid system in the face of incredible resistance. The idea of a system that can be an autonomous administration in some areas while operating--possibly legally--in parallel with a nation-state government in others is something I find very appealing.

    I'm having a hard time understanding how the underlying system works in detail. I think this is largely due to a language barrier.

    Any recommendations for Bookchin/Öcalan type reading for beginners? I've procrastinated on it because I hate reading theory (and it's always embarrassing to need hand holding at my age), but needs must. I haven't had much luck turning up English language stuff that lays out how the system works in a way I could share with a casual observer.

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    Salesforce invites a horse into the hospital
    sfstandard.com Comedian John Mulaney roasts SF techies at Dreamforce

    "Let me get this straight," he said. "You're hosting a 'future of AI' event in a city that has failed humanity so miserably?"

    Comedian John Mulaney roasts SF techies at Dreamforce

    John Mulaney gets paid by prompt fondlers to tell jokes at a party. He spends 45 minutes telling them that they are idiots, which is nice.

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    gizmodo.com Oklahoma, Alabama Now Have AI-Powered Vending Machines That Sell Bullets

    In a questionable new trend, supermarkets in the South now seem to be selling bullets right out of a dispenser.

    Oklahoma, Alabama Now Have AI-Powered Vending Machines That Sell Bullets

    When you think MURDER, think MARCUS MUNITIONS!

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    A Story in Two Pictures, Or Solidity? Why Worry!
    wandering.shop memes (🎂 1 year!) (@memes@wetdry.world)

    Attached: 2 images a story in two pics

    memes (🎂 1 year!) (@memes@wetdry.world)

    (Found by way of @cstross@wandering.shop)

    !

    Tweet 1 - Oct 19, 2023:

    I'm sorry but if you're paying $200k for a smart contract engineer you're ngmi

    "no, the smart contract needs to be perfect and audited" bro hit $100k in daily volume then worry about it being perfect

    !

    Tweet 2 - Jun 5, 2024:

    tldr; got $40k drained just now

    i was submitting OP retro grants app. had to make github repo public for a sec. forgot i had my secret key in there (cuz i'm quite literally retarded, my IQ is 26). got drained of everything.

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    o7___o7 o7___o7 @awful.systems

    [redacted] enthusiast, robot combat enjoyer, distressingly Appalachian, father of ninjas

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