
Buttcoin
- www.theverge.com Trump’s DOJ will no longer prosecute cryptocurrency fraud
Ongoing investigations will be dropped.
- www.propublica.org U.S. Housing Agency Considers Launching Crypto Experiment
The Department of Housing and Urban Development, which oversees billions in aid and insures more than a trillion dollars in mortgages, is pondering using the blockchain and a stablecoin. One HUD official derided it as “Monopoly money.”
introducing speculative assets into the housing market has caused some problems before.
it's for corrupt purposes, of course:
> The blockchain idea is being pushed, a HUD official told colleagues, by Irving Dennis. Dennis, the agency’s new principal deputy chief financial officer, is a former partner at the global consulting giant EY, also commonly known by its original name, Ernst & Young. EY itself is involved in the proposal as well: An executive of the firm discussed the idea with HUD officials last month.
a followup story: https://www.propublica.org/article/hud-cryptocurrency-blockchain-democrats-maxine-waters
archive link: https://web.archive.org/web/20250329193844/https://www.propublica.org/article/hud-considers-crypto-blockchain-stablecoin-housing-urban-development
- Statue to Buttcoin Unveiled in Lugano
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In a gesture blending art, technology and homage to innovation, the city of Lugano, Switzerland, has unveiled a striking statue celebrating the anonymity of the mysterious creator of Buttcoin.
The grand reveal took place at the third annual Plan Nocoin Forum, with the sleekly designed figure aiming to capture Buttcoin’s enigmatic legacy.
At the unveiling, the Mayor of Lugano, Kill Hamster, lauded the statue as a symbol of the city’s bold embrace of fiat progress, underscoring Lugano’s rise as a premier hub for actual money.
The sculpture honours the far-reaching impact of Buttcoin on the global financial landscape.
The artist, Buttcoin Thread, says “the sculpture shows the Butt from all possible angles, and vibrates with such energy that it can barely stay fixed in this plane of existence.”
By paying tribute to Buttcoin, Lugano not only honours the past but also paves the way for future generations to pursue breakthroughs in actual money you can spend on things.
- My favorite new grift to read about: Definitely not illegal hedge fundsprotos.com HyperLiquid lets influencers experience blowing up a fund
Crypto influencers like Rektober and Sifu are actively losing users’ money via hedge fund-like HyperLiquid vaults.
- CRYPTO INTERRUPT: Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain on video!
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with the fabulous sound of the new microphone
yeah there'll be a normal Pivot to AI post and video later
- lol they're gonna sell the Fort Knox gold to buy bitcoinsfinance.yahoo.com White House Says Gold Reserves May Be Used to Purchase Bitcoin
A senior White House official has hinted at the possibility of the U.S. utilizing its gold reserves to acquire more Bitcoin (CRYPTO: BTC). What Happened: Bo Hines, the executive director of the President’s Council of Advisers on Digital Assets, ...
- arstechnica.com Trump administration’s blockchain plan for USAID is a real head-scratcher
Whatever happens to USAID, it will apparently “leverage blockchain technology.”…
- The crypto industry is advancing. (Just don’t ask it where it’s going.)
> Is it going to be of real value to us taxpayers in any way? At best, no. At worst, if the government starts acquiring crypto and then the price falls, that’s going to be a hit on the valuations of the crypto. So I don’t see this ending well in any way, but it is going to happen.
- The Energy Costs of Cryptocurrencywww.theregreview.org The Energy Costs of Cryptocurrency | The Regulatory Review
Scholar proposes legal solutions to regulate cryptocurrency mining’s energy consumption in a climate-friendly way.
- Crypto ghouls drop the mask with a conference advertisement overflowing with TESCREAL jargon + The One Joke™xcancel.com Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) (@adamscochran)
Took them 9 hours to delete it. Also all the major players in the Solana ecosystem suddenly delete their tweets promoting/supporting the ad and RT’d and liked takes about it being bad. They approved this, supported it and celebrated it. They rolled it back because it hurt their business, not beca...
- www.coindesk.com How North Korea Launders Billions in Stolen Crypto
The Hermit Kingdom, which intelligence agencies say was behind the $1.5 billion Bybit hack, faces “offramping” challenges due to the size of its hauls.
- pivot-to-ai.com Scientific peer review by AI — with its own cryptocurrency! As promoted in Nature
You might think top journal Nature telling scientists to use an LLM instead of doing proper peer review was bad enough. But how about Nature promoting schemes that say they’ll pay for AI peer revie…
- new Foreign Policy piece on the bitcoin reserve, not by me but quoting me extensivelyforeignpolicy.com Trump Goes All in on Crypto
The U.S. president has embraced digital currencies after years of skepticism.
archive: https://archive.is/8T8RO
- www.telegraph.co.uk Trump supporters lose $12bn as president’s cryptocurrency collapses
Donald Trump ‘meme coin’ loses 80pc of value since his inauguration amid wider market crash
- how will Free Our Feeds free our feeds? They'll take the Bluesky firehose and put it ... on a blockchain
spotted by @jonny@neuromatch.social
good discussion: https://neuromatch.social/@jonny/114079771880419501
archive link: https://archive.is/9g3KF
- here's a recent 46 minute interview with SBF, which i am taking tremendous delight in not caring about
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- Coffeezilla talks to the guy behind Javier Milei's presidential shitcoin, who was also behind Melania Trump's shitcoin (video)
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- www.web3isgoinggreat.com Argentinian president Javier Milei promotes memecoin that then crashes 95% in apparent $100 million+ rug pull
A tweet from Argentina's president Javier Milei promoted a memecoin called Libra, which he described as a "private project [that] will dedicated to encouraging the growth of the Argentine economy by funding small Argentine businesses and startups". The token quickly soared in price as traders poured...
- Of course the DOGE boys are also crypto grifterscryptadamus.substack.com The Crypto Grifters Of DOGE
How many crypto grifters does it take to screw up the machinery of state?
- Did you know anyone can freeze your account on an exchange with one unblockable trick?universeodon.com ⚯ Michel de Cryptadamus ⚯ (@cryptadamist@universeodon.com)
Attached: 1 image This week on "Unexpected Downsides To #Cryptocurrency": Did you realize that you can't reject #blockchain transactions and therefore anyone who wants to harass you can more or less freeze your "bank account" at an exchange like #Coinbase instantly just by either: a) sending a eu...
This week on "Unexpected Downsides To #Cryptocurrency":
Did you realize that you can't reject #blockchain transactions and therefore anyone who wants to harass you can more or less freeze your "bank account" at an exchange like #Coinbase instantly just by either:
a) sending a euro through a sanctioned mixer service like #TornadoCash before sending it to you or
b) sending a few cents to a sanctioned terrorist wallet before sending you a single cent
The automated systems used by Coinbase will immediately notice that you have interacted with suspicious or sanctioned wallets and Coinbase, which, like all crypto companies, spends as little as possible on customer support, will lock your account until you produce a passport for the person who sent you that tiny amount of money (often for months).
These so called "dust attacks" constitute revolutionary new vectors in harassment.
- dog wif tools rugpuller tool rug pulls rugpullerswww.web3isgoinggreat.com DogWifTools rugpuller tool rug pulls the rugpullers
A suite of software tools called DogWifTools was popular among memecoin creators looking to rug pull unsuspecting traders. By helping token creators mask supply control and fake trading activity, the tool was used to convince outside traders that a token had potential — at least, up until the token ...
- The forbes fail-cover continues the honoured tradition
Many of us are familiar with the Forbes cover mark-of-death
It looks like they are continuing the tradition of finding some of most obvious scams and charlatans and trying to boost them.
Fukken lol
- Please let this be true because it would be so funny
Cross-posted from "I guess I want to believe this is false" by @RNAi@hexbear.net in !slop@hexbear.net
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- Chainanalysis proves the TRUMP and MELANIA coins fleeced his MAGA supportersuniverseodon.com ⚯ Michel de Cryptadamus ⚯ (@cryptadamist@universeodon.com)
Attached: 1 image 📊 Chainalysis put out some data claiming that at least half of all TRUMP and MELANIA #memecoin “investors” never bought a token on Solana before and most of them hold less than $200 worth while 50 "whales" have made profits of more than $10 million each, strongly suggesting that ...
> 📊 Chainalysis put out some data claiming that at least half of all TRUMP and MELANIA #memecoin “investors” never bought a token on Solana before and most of them hold less than $200 worth while 50 "whales" have made profits of more than $10 million each, strongly suggesting that the biggest suckers in the #TrumpCoin grift are the #MAGA voter base. Feels like #JustinSun made a deal with Trump to let him fleece the MAGA base and drain money back to #China.
> Here’s the Chainalysis thread with the charts: x.com/chainalysis/status/18822
> I have some issues with #Chainalysis and suspect the data is actually even more damning than they’re saying… but I don’t have access to the data and what they’re saying is already extremely damning. (Kind of expect them to be forced to retract it by the company ownership because of the bad PR).
- enjoy Coffeezilla's flabbergasted despair at Trumpcoin and Melaniacoin
part 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zjBj194el8
part 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EbV7kyiKZA
- www.theverge.com Donald Trump appears to have launched a meme coin
The announcement seems real, despite some suspecting a hack.
- (looks at Trump) FUCKING COINERSwww.bloomberg.com Trump Plans to Designate Cryptocurrency as a National Priority
President-elect Donald Trump is planning to release an executive order elevating crypto as a policy priority and giving industry insiders a voice within his administration, according to people familiar with the plans.
archive: https://archive.is/H9H1I
- You knew crypto was a sea of the most dissolute and dubious bozos, here's Molly White on what the FTX in ch 11 adversary cases revealwww.citationneeded.news Not just one bad apple: FTX's practices were business as usual in crypto
Adversary cases from the FTX collapse further expose how crypto companies do business: with secret acquisitions of “grey area” businesses, buying influence, and creative accounting.
- Foreign Policy: Bitcoin and Hawk Tuah Aren’t So Differentforeignpolicy.com Bitcoin and Hawk Tuah Aren’t So Different
The political crypto push is its own kind of scam.
archive: https://archive.is/5aTxJ
- Gotta pump tuah and dump that thangwww.independent.co.uk Hawk Tuah girl faces ‘pump and dump’ allegations as crypto coin collapses
‘Hawk Tuah Girl’ Haliey Welch launched her own cryptocurrency, only for it to plummet by 90 percent just hours later
- Crypto Cult Sciencewww.arscyni.cc Crypto Cult Science | Angelino Desmet
Money corrupts; bitcoin corrupts absolutely. Disregarding all of bitcoin's shortcomings, a financial instrument that brings out the worst in people—greed—won't change the world for the better.
>Money corrupts; bitcoin corrupts absolutely. Disregarding all of bitcoin's shortcomings, a financial instrument that brings out the worst in people—greed—won't change the world for the better.
- On bitcoin topping $100,000
- news accompanied by another crypto scam
- price faked via >"$10b" of dubious stablecoin pseudodollars created out of thin air
- no liquidity, trading super thin (even more pumpable)
- public still not buying in
- (yet)
- lol
nothing has changed in my last few posts on the subject https://davidgerard.co.uk/blockchain/
- pivot-to-ai.com Crypto magnate Barry Silbert pivots to AI for a 2018-style ICO token pump
After the 2022 cryptocurrency crash, we saw incredible numbers of crypto guys pivot to pushing “AI.” Today’s pivoteer is Barry Silbert, one of the higher-end crypto guys to attempt the AI shuffle. …