klemptor @ klemptor @startrek.website

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Sorry, red foods are satanic. How about shopping for pet squirrels?

Nah, my house already has windows. How about sushi?

You just try not singing along to Cher's Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves.

She made a comment once to the effect that no woman should have hair below the eyebrows. I'm sure she's probably had all of her body hair lasered off.

Very cute leopard spots vibe! You might want to consider using something like this around your edges while they're still wet to get a cleaner line.

No way, a psychic told me a mountain would kill me one day. Would you be interested in going for a stroll on the train tracks instead?

No thanks, I've given clothes up for Lent. How about shopping for spare tires instead?

Same! I lost all patience for people's bullshit.

Scrapple is one of those regional things that everyone seems to love but my family didn't usually eat. My mom cooked it once and it was like wet cardboard covered in shoe leather. She's a great cook but I wonder if she fucked it up because that made me never want to try scrapple again.

It consists of nooks and crannies.

I rarely eat cheese now because my LDLs were high. :(

I don't eat cereal - too many calories and too much sugar, plus I'll just be hungry again in 45 minutes. I need protein and fat in my breakfast.

Breakfast of champions

My usual breakfast is:

• 3 slices lean breakfast ham
• 2 eggs over-easy
• 1/2 avocado, mashed, with lemon juice, salt, pepper, and Japanese 7 Spice
• 300g strawberries
• Yorkshire gold tea
• Water

I toss that ham in the frying pan, brown it and put it on the plate, top it with the avocado mash, and then top that with the eggs. Strawbs go on the side.

It's 478 calories and has a decent amount of protein (28g) to start my day, plus 10g fiber, and it gives me good energy for my workout. Plus I never get tired of it!

Ugh small talk is the worst!

It locked your quicklaunch icons in place

I've had that - peach, prosciutto, and burrata with a balsamic glaze on a white pie. Delicious.

Yay, you go Sandy! And you go, Launches!

No need to call me out like this, jeez.

Gordon Lightfoot - Sundown

I had totally forgotten about this song until I heard it in a restaurant a couple of months ago. Now it won't leave my head!